A dumb, yet jolly person who enjoys eating piggishly and is ignorant to almost anything anyone has to say. Not to be confused with a slob or a 'fat shit,' but one who is merely chubby and amused easily. Also usually very gullable and easily confused.
"Mista Corleone, pass me that hotdog, mama mia"
(godfather accent) "fughettaboutit"
(apologetic) "Mr. Don Corleone. I meant meant no disrespect. please, mista corleone, fagive me. It's just.. your such a piggard"

(Godfather shoots goon in the head)
by Tyg August 19, 2006
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An extremely fat useless lard arse, exuding obnoxious smells from his or her's rectum whilst eating in the presence of people and full of imaginary self importance
Watch them pink thing's piggard there your fingers.
by Trebor 72 July 23, 2019
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