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picturds 

Terrible pictures, usually taken by inebriated individuals.

Could either refer to out of focus images that are unrecognisable or photographs the subject would rather forget.
Alysha just shat about a million picturds onto facebook, bitch better not tag me!
picturds by donxkey April 5, 2010
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Polished Pig Turd 

Someone who thinks there all that and still nothing but a Pig Turd, hence the word Polished Pig Turd.
Snotty stuckup.
Snotty, being better then others.
Highbrow, above all.
Polished, cover up, blowing smoke.
Someone who is no better then someone else, but thinks they are: Polished Pig Turd. Snotty, Snobby, Highbrow
People in the Valley and Galeton area no who you are.

(People) (Polished) (Pig) (Turd) (better)
A word play on the word "picture" and while it can be cruel it also has a use to describe some of the most God awful pictures you've ever seen.
She/he sent you a picture? Personally, I'd call that a "pigture." or

That person is pretty vile. Ask them to send you a pigture so you can put a face to their horrible posts.
Pigture by JayyTheOrc March 7, 2013
(noun) A living being that cannot be classified into either of the species owing to its distinct pig-like physical and characteristic features and at times human-like behaviour but a retard nonetheless.
I went out with Lisa and her husband last night for dinner as my partner was away, only to realise later that Lisa had invited Petli Patel and her husband too. As the odd one out, I kept quiet throughout, Lisa kept on egging me to talk and just to start a random conversation, I told Lisa that I have been eating healthy all week, except for tonight as I was eating out. Lisa's friend Petli Patel who is obese had an attack or something and she yelled at me a by saying, "Well you should have ordered salad then, since you have not just shut the fuck up and keep eating, this is not healthy eating, this is not how healthy eating is done. I know it well and that's why I am in shape." Since I was talking to Lisa and Petli Patel butted in, we term Petli Patel as a 'Pigtard'. It was like a pig lecturing me not to eat shit.
Pigtard by QueenKH January 10, 2014

Piturducken 

A pit-roasted pig, stuffed with 4 Turducken. The ultimate slap in the face to PETA and the most delicious food known to mankind, Ambrosial in quality, and gargantuan in quantity. In eating a full portion of this glorious dish, you are single-handedly contributing to the deaths of no fewer than 4 animals.
That there may LOOK like just an ordinary barbecuing pig, but its REALLY a piturducken; more like crackerjacks, with a special surprise inside, I hope you don't have plans for this week, because the ensuing food coma may last 5-6 days.
Piturducken by Marten Turner May 18, 2010
A really crappy photo of one's self or of other's.
I wish the school didn't take such a "picturd" of me this year!
Picturd by allymoe12 August 5, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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