piggard

A dumb, yet jolly person who enjoys eating piggishly and is ignorant to almost anything anyone has to say. Not to be confused with a slob or a 'fat shit,' but one who is merely chubby and amused easily. Also usually very gullable and easily confused.

"Mista Corleone, pass me that hotdog, mama mia"
(godfather accent) "fughettaboutit"
(apologetic) "Mr. Don Corleone. I meant meant no disrespect. please, mista corleone, fagive me. It's just.. your such a piggard"

(Godfather shoots goon in the head)

by Tyg August 18, 2006

Piggard

An extremely fat useless lard arse, exuding obnoxious smells from his or her's rectum whilst eating in the presence of people and full of imaginary self importance

Watch them pink thing's piggard there your fingers.

by Trebor 72 July 23, 2019

piggard

a fat, lazy, disgusting, greasy, stupid person who never goes outside

oskar (eating) : hello
dre (thinking about staying inside): youre so piggard oskar
oskar (thinking about not showering): you too :3

by oneworldaviation December 22, 2023

poggard

High

I'm poggard maye

by Zzzsleppyppeper July 7, 2018

Pigtard

(noun) A living being that cannot be classified into either of the species owing to its distinct pig-like physical and characteristic features and at times human-like behaviour but a retard nonetheless.

I went out with Lisa and her husband last night for dinner as my partner was away, only to realise later that Lisa had invited Petli Patel and her husband too. As the odd one out, I kept quiet throughout, Lisa kept on egging me to talk and just to start a random conversation, I told Lisa that I have been eating healthy all week, except for tonight as I was eating out. Lisa's friend Petli Patel who is obese had an attack or something and she yelled at me a by saying, "Well you should have ordered salad then, since you have not just shut the fuck up and keep eating, this is not healthy eating, this is not how healthy eating is done. I know it well and that's why I am in shape." Since I was talking to Lisa and Petli Patel butted in, we term Petli Patel as a 'Pigtard'. It was like a pig lecturing me not to eat shit.

by QueenKH January 10, 2014

Paggard

A person, usually female who is both past it and haggard at the same time.

Did you see Amy Winehouse at the brits last night? She looked paggard.

by Mark Shady April 22, 2008

Poggards

Very pogger moment. A moment where pog becomes ² and increases in quantity.

Person 1: I just found diamonds
Person 2: Poggards

by Local Rapist November 17, 2020