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Tiny, TINY FAT dick; micro-chode
Shut the fuck up witcho dumbass pigdick donkey teeth looking BITCHHHHHHH
PIGDICK by MONKUHH October 30, 2019
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Girl: Look at that FatAss MutherFucker over there, eating with Barbecue Sauce dripping from his lip..
Guy: Yea he’s a real PigDick.

Girl1: Look at Trump on Tv.. he looks like a PigDick.
Girl2: Yea he’s a FatAss MutherFucker.
PigDick by Everybodywants it September 24, 2020

Confederate Pig Dick

1.) Someone who is offended and threatened by those who are slightly different from themselves. They are particularly fearful of people of color, women, LGTB, non-Christians, anyone who is educated or who has brown eyes and comes from a culture that promotes acceptance, love, family, and nurturing children.

2.) Someone who is willfully ignorant and hateful.

3.) Any man who is intimidated by female power and refers to women as: bimbos, fat pigs, dogs, slobs, disgusting animals, etc. He makes a point of trying to insult, belittle, stereotype and sexualize in order to feel superior to women.

4.) Anyone who gets turned on by confederate flag titty covers and a battle flag pussy shield.

5.) Someone who uses bacon grease as lube and sings/hums Dixie while getting it on.
What’s wrong with the president?

Awww, him... he’s a confederate pig dick.

Why was he elected?

He wasn’t, he lost by 3 million votes... we’re in the midst of a fascist economic coup using racism and xenophobia to distract the public while we’re bankrupted into poverty as a nation.

Oh, that’s weird. I’m gonna watch TV & check Facebook. Are you sure you’re not projecting? Maybe you’re the confederate pig dick.

You’ll only know if you dribble bacon grease on my beer can and get started you disgusting slut. (“O, I wish I was in the land of cotton...”).
Confederate Pig Dick by Eye.of.Ra February 5, 2019
A man with a short and thin penis.
"Because his package was inadequate to satisfy her, she called him "pindick the bugfucker."
pindick by boutsos May 23, 2005
The act of enjoying a scrumptious outdoor picnic followed by intense alfresco sex
Carleen still remembers the great picdicks she had in the Norfolk Broads:
Fantastic food, copious amount of wine and as many lovers as she could fit on the picnic rug!
picdick by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020

pig dick 

A Police Detective that thinks he knows it all but doesn't really know shit.
That pig dick has been bustin' my balls following me around and bangin' on my front door.
pig dick by $crooge May 18, 2006
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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