Paddywinkle 

British slang for a spanking.

“You deserve a good Paddywinkle for what you did!”

Paddywinkle by ladyinpurple July 7, 2023

PiddyWickles & Chonkers

What British people call mac & cheese because they can’t help themselves.

I’m surprised British people call mac & cheese just Mac& cheese and not piddywickles & chonkers.

PiddyWickles & Chonkers by ne999 February 8, 2020

Piddywickles and Chonkers 

A traditional British dish, consisting of bangers and mash, crumpets, wotzits with a side of Marmite.

Thought to be first served by Lord Arthur Wadsworth-Wattinhton, first Earl of Hemel Hempstead when his team, The London Silly Ninnies won the English National soccer cup.

I'm surprised British People call Mac and cheese just Mac and cheese and not Piddywickles and Chonkers.

Piddywickles and Chonkers by Orinoco23 April 9, 2020

Paddywanker 

A social worker that jerks off to bestiality.

Dave has absolutely no life. He is a stay at home Paddywanker.

Paddywanker by Britishlad May 11, 2016

padwinkle 

a cross between a duck and a llama

its a duck!
its a llama!
its a padwinkle!!!!!!!!

padwinkle by Dana123456 February 24, 2009

Piddlywinkle 

Someone who disrespects Brits and makes fun of their accent

Girl: Did you hear Sarah making fun of Max's British accent?
Boy: Yeah, she's such a (piddlywinkle)

Piddlywinkle by EudBeau March 10, 2022