Paddywinkle

British slang for a spanking.

“You deserve a good Paddywinkle for what you did!”

Paddywinkle by ladyinpurple July 7, 2023

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PiddyWickles & Chonkers

What British people call mac & cheese because they can’t help themselves.

I’m surprised British people call mac & cheese just Mac& cheese and not piddywickles & chonkers.

PiddyWickles & Chonkers by ne999 February 8, 2020

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Piddywickles and Chonkers

A traditional British dish, consisting of bangers and mash, crumpets, wotzits with a side of Marmite.

Thought to be first served by Lord Arthur Wadsworth-Wattinhton, first Earl of Hemel Hempstead when his team, The London Silly Ninnies won the English National soccer cup.

I'm surprised British People call Mac and cheese just Mac and cheese and not Piddywickles and Chonkers.

Piddywickles and Chonkers by Orinoco23 April 9, 2020

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Paddywanker

A social worker that jerks off to bestiality.

Dave has absolutely no life. He is a stay at home Paddywanker.

Paddywanker by Britishlad May 11, 2016

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padwinkle

a cross between a duck and a llama

its a duck!
its a llama!
its a padwinkle!!!!!!!!

padwinkle by Dana123456 February 24, 2009

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Piddlywinkle

Someone who disrespects Brits and makes fun of their accent

Girl: Did you hear Sarah making fun of Max's British accent?
Boy: Yeah, she's such a (piddlywinkle)

Piddlywinkle by EudBeau March 10, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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