Photographic Hearing

The ability to recall past events vividly and accurately using your ability to hear.

That dumb ass nigga just told his buddy that he has Photographic Hearing.

Photographic Hearing by HEHEXD99999999999999 August 26, 2019

photographic constipation 

a phenomenon where a beautiful person appears to be in a state of discomfort, almost as if they were constipated, when they know their picture is being taken.

"Chandler what is the matter with your face?" - Friends s7e5

"Did you check out the prom pics? What's up with your face, you look like you have a case of photographic constipation."

photographic constipation by Manrique May 19, 2016

Photographic Memory

The ability to to recall images or texts with unfailing accuracy. Lots of people think its fake, but I can confirm it is real I have it.

It is not fair, this kid doesn't study for tests because he has a photographic memory; he can memorize power points and textbook pages just by looking at them once.

Photographic Memory by GEsmart December 8, 2013

photographic evidence posthaste 

The gentlemen-like way of requesting pictures. More so than "PICS NAO" is anyway.

Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"

photographic evidence posthaste by Yams January 16, 2008

Photographic Butt Memory 

The ability to remember butts, particularly those of teenage boys.

"I have a photographic butt memory."

Photographic Butt Memory by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Photographic Memory

When your memory of a party derives from photographs of the event rather than the event itself, because you were too fucking drunk to remember any of it.

Yeeeah, well I don't really remember any of Friday night, but I saw all the pictures, so I do have a really good photographic memory!

Photographic Memory by Scalcar June 6, 2009

Photographic assault

The act of catching a subject completely off-guard with a camera, capturing them in an awkward, unaware, or unflattering state without their permission or readiness.

I encountered photographic assault when while sprawled on the grass, sipping my coffee, my friend snapped a photo of me.

Photographic assault by CeePees June 28, 2026