photodict

A person who is highly addicted to viewing photos shared by other people but never shared his/her own to the public.

"That guy is such a photodict, he likes every photo on Facebook yet nobody ever saw his real profile picture."

by Jebat Derhaka October 19, 2017

Photodict

A person who is highly addicted to viewing photos shared by others but never shared his/her own to the public.

"That guy is such a photodict, he likes every photo on Facebook, yet nobody ever saw his real profile picture."

by Jebat Derhaka October 19, 2017

Photonic Resonation Chamber

A term for a person's rectum.

"I'm going to put my Quantum Harmonizer in your Photonic Resonation Chamber!"

by A frenzied Vault Scientist January 1, 2017

Phototitic Memory

When a man has a photographic memory of all titties he has ever seen.

Man A: *watching porn*: Dude I've seen those tittes somewhere before.
Man B: What do you mean man?
Man A: Dude I have a phototitic memory, I never forget a pair of tits. Those belong to my ex girlfriend Laquisha.

by Dominican Justice April 23, 2014

Protoduction

Prototype + Production = Protoduction

A slang word for a prototype that ends up in production.

"Hey Bob, have you seen this piece of Hooker Code in prod!?"

"Yeah, it's some protoduction patch i had to push before going on holiday."

by FlamingDodo November 18, 2018

Photoeditor

An ugly person who edits pictures of his/herself for the purpose of looking more attractive in photos. Usually to attract potential e-lovers/friends on social networking sites such as myspace, bebo etc. to compensate for their lack of social skills in the real world.

See: Sket

Gavin: "Hey Michael, that bitch you were talking to on bebo is really stunning."

Michael: "No, she's a photoeditor, you should fucking see her in real life!"

by Gavin FF June 21, 2008

Photodiode

An abusive term used by those who have studied Physics.
Best used after YOUR FACE to produce an ultimate insult.

Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your face sucks photodiode of teh photoconductive variety, Photodiode! Photodiode!
Person 1: (Spontaniously combusts)
Person 2: Q.E.D!

Person 1: Your mamma
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your mammas face
Person 2: Your mammas face is a photodiode
Person 1: Photodiode??? WTF???
Person 2: Haa! Q.E.D! Screw you Photodiode

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: Screw you
Person 1: Suck my ROFLcopter photodouche
Person 2: Away and suck photodiode or teh 1337 black ice shall chib you with it's photoemmisions of an unknown variety plasmatron gun

by soisoisoi9 May 10, 2008