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Photodict 

A person who is highly addicted to viewing photos shared by others but never shared his/her own to the public.
"That guy is such a photodict, he likes every photo on Facebook, yet nobody ever saw his real profile picture."
Photodict by Jebat Derhaka October 19, 2017

Photonic Resonation Chamber 

"I'm going to put my Quantum Harmonizer in your Photonic Resonation Chamber!"

Phototitic Memory

When a man has a photographic memory of all titties he has ever seen.
Man A: *watching porn*: Dude I've seen those tittes somewhere before.
Man B: What do you mean man?
Man A: Dude I have a phototitic memory, I never forget a pair of tits. Those belong to my ex girlfriend Laquisha.

Protoduction 

Prototype + Production = Protoduction

A slang word for a prototype that ends up in production.
"Hey Bob, have you seen this piece of Hooker Code in prod!?"

"Yeah, it's some protoduction patch i had to push before going on holiday."
Protoduction by FlamingDodo November 18, 2018

Photoeditor

An ugly person who edits pictures of his/herself for the purpose of looking more attractive in photos. Usually to attract potential e-lovers/friends on social networking sites such as myspace, bebo etc. to compensate for their lack of social skills in the real world.

See: Sket
Gavin: "Hey Michael, that bitch you were talking to on bebo is really stunning."

Michael: "No, she's a photoeditor, you should fucking see her in real life!"
Photoeditor by Gavin FF June 21, 2008

Photodiode 

An abusive term used by those who have studied Physics.
Best used after YOUR FACE to produce an ultimate insult.
Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your face sucks photodiode of teh photoconductive variety, Photodiode! Photodiode!
Person 1: (Spontaniously combusts)
Person 2: Q.E.D!

Person 1: Your mamma
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your mammas face
Person 2: Your mammas face is a photodiode
Person 1: Photodiode??? WTF???
Person 2: Haa! Q.E.D! Screw you Photodiode

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: Screw you
Person 1: Suck my ROFLcopter photodouche
Person 2: Away and suck photodiode or teh 1337 black ice shall chib you with it's photoemmisions of an unknown variety plasmatron gun
Photodiode by soisoisoi9 May 10, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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