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poophoria 

The euphoric feeling that occurs after a particularly satisfying poo. Usually experienced when a large stool distends the rectum causing the vegas nerve to fire, and often accompanied by a feeling of having undergone spontaneous weight-loss. Those who experience this condition commonly report having difficulty containing their emotions even during inappropriate circumstances and feeling compelled to tell someone about their poo. The feeling usually passes in less than 1 hour, but in rare cases it can last an entire day, causing an emotional high that may be widely disparate from actual circumstances.
Rising from the toilet, I was overwhelmed by the sudden onslaught of poophoria, and could not stop smiling due to the undeniable feeling that all was right with the world.
poophoria by ashassin April 20, 2008

pissphoria 

n. The extreme feeling of relief and pleasure that comes from urinating after a prolonged period of restraint. Usually accompanied with involuntary sighs of bliss and contentment.
Keith intentionally held back his piss for several hours knowing the pissphoria would be worth it in the end.
pissphoria by ballbuster33 December 29, 2013

Have you sawn a phosphorous 

It’s basically a game where everyone hits the teachers pet
Teachers pet- can u give us homework
Everyone-Have you sawn a phosphorous

white phosphorus 

white phosphorus - aka Willie Pete , is a chemical weapon that use one of the common allotropes of the chemical element phosphorus. White phosphorus is used in smoke, illumination, & incendiary munitions, & is commonly the burning element of tracer ammunition. Other common names for white phosphorus munitions include WP & the slang terms Willie Pete & Willie Peter, which are derived from William Peter, the WWII phonetic alphabet rendering of the letters WP. White phosphorus is pyrophoric (it is ignited by contact with air) burns fiercely; it can ignite cloth, fuel, ammunition, & other combustibles.

It has to be stored under water when not in use ,
The Only way to put it out is to smother it .

If you were to get it on your skin it would burn

You down to your bones & teeth .

When dropped by airplanes & helicopters it's

Reminiscent of fireworks but raining down in

Greyish white streaks .

In WW II it was used as a smokescreen.

White phosphorus ignites when interacting with oxygen, releasing a large amount of smoke during combustion. The military can use the curtain to mask their troops movements.
white phosphorus has been used in WW II , Kabul, Fallujah ,
Syria, Afghanistan , the gaza strip ... pretty much the middle east.

It is comparable to agent orange & napalm which was used in Vietnam

All 3 are outlawed by the Geneva convention to not be used

On civilians during war time .

the burning temperature of phosphorus is 800–2500 °C; it sticks to various surfaces, including skin & clothes; the burning substance is difficult to extinguish. White phosphorus can cause deep burns down to the bones, & remnants of the substance in the tissues can ignite again after the initial
Treatment.
white phosphorus by Blu_leef July 4, 2023

poophoria 

the feeling of euphoria one may feel having just released a large poo.
Roger:"Being constipated really sucks!"
Joseph: "Well at least you have the poophoria to look forward to..."
poophoria by silversk8er18 January 18, 2010

Oxidative Phosphorylation 

Noun, a seemingly intricate demise of the krebs cycle that is a complete mystery to the human race yet also at the same time largely comical in the usage of vocabulary terms unknown to yourself or others.
I did not know the answer to my algebra test so I simply put Oxidative Phosphorylation....genius.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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