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Phonecognito 

Not reachable using calls or emails to your smartphone.
“I’m going phonecognito this weekend. I mean it.”

“Got it. Oh, but what if Winona calls? About the proposal. Can I email you at least?”

“Nope. Total phonecognito.”

“Geeeeeez. You really are serious. So you’re not even taking your phone?”

Well, .. but not for work.”
Phonecognito by PJMac August 21, 2012

Mexican Phonebooth 

The stall of any public bathroom where mexican employees hide from their bosses to make phone calls while pretending to shit.
I need to take a dump but Hector the dishwasher is in the Mexican phonebooth
Mexican Phonebooth by BeerGuy65 April 14, 2011

Phoneposting 

The act of posting using a smartphone or any mobile device on sites like 4chan or reddit.

It's usually seen as a bad thing, specially by oldfags, since these sites are better known of being used in more traditional platforms like desktop and laptop PCs.
Phoneposter: I'm posting this using my phone

Repply 1: dumb phoneposter

Repply 2: phoneposting should be banned
Phoneposting by csc1 March 31, 2018

Phonebooker 

A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.
"Jane is such a phonebooker! She has 333 friends on Facebook and has never posted anything on her profile, not even a picture."

"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"
Phonebooker by Youknowyadayada February 15, 2010

Phonetic Alphabet 

NATO devised version of the english alphabet.
a - alpha
b - bravo
c - charlie
d - delta
e - echo
f - foxtrot
g - golf
h - hotel
i - india
j - juliett
k - kilo
l - lima
m - mike
n - november
o - oscar
p - papa
q - quebec
r - romeo
s - sierra
t - tango
u - uniform
v - victor
w - whiskey
x - xray
y - yankee
z - zulu
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. A tune by The Bloodhound Gang.
Phonetic Alphabet by wheaty September 5, 2005

Phonetographer 

One who is always taking photos with the camera in their phone. Most often artsy photos that end up posted on social network sites like Facebook.
Guy: Hey, Jackie is such a phonetographer!
Girl: I know! Did you see the ones she took last night? I think I want her to phonetograph my wedding!