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Phonetographer
One who is always taking photos with the camera in their phone. Most often artsy photos that end up posted on social network sites like Facebook.
Guy: Hey, Jackie is such a phonetographer!
Girl: I know! Did you see the ones she took last night? I think I want her to phonetograph my wedding!
Girl: I know! Did you see the ones she took last night? I think I want her to phonetograph my wedding!
Phonetographer by Spicylilredhead June 17, 2010
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phonetography
Photos taken on a cameraphone. Often of lary nights out in kebab stores, of people committing lewd acts, or hot women in the street.
"Ahhh see... Right see the thing that's got it all f*cked up now is camera-phones.
How the hell am I supposed to be able to do a line in front of complete strangers, when I know they've
all got cameras?"
Last nights' phonetography highlighted the fact that the "hottie" mike was with was actually a mingrat
How the hell am I supposed to be able to do a line in front of complete strangers, when I know they've
all got cameras?"
Last nights' phonetography highlighted the fact that the "hottie" mike was with was actually a mingrat
phonetography by klokwerx March 26, 2008
Ethiopian phonebox
1.Someone who has a mass of phone numbers but no one ever answers their calls.
2. A social loner.
3. Someone who thinks everybody likes them when nobody actually does.
2. A social loner.
3. Someone who thinks everybody likes them when nobody actually does.
Bill:"Oh god here comes Ben, he's such an Ethiopian phonebox."
Ben:"Hey"
Bill:"Oh hey",*thinks*,"i wish he would leave us alone!"
Ben:"Hey"
Bill:"Oh hey",*thinks*,"i wish he would leave us alone!"
Ethiopian phonebox by Swedishhousegoose April 30, 2014
Phoneto
Phoneto by Two Hep Cats July 17, 2011
Phonetoshop
When basic bitches edit their pictures on their phone using some shitty photo editing app.
Typical effects include but are not limited to:
Skin softening effect
Eyes enlarger and brightener
Increased contrast on muscles
Obvious acne removal
Shitty glitter effects around the face
Typical effects include but are not limited to:
Skin softening effect
Eyes enlarger and brightener
Increased contrast on muscles
Obvious acne removal
Shitty glitter effects around the face
Phonetoshop by Vanilanoop January 11, 2015
Phonebox
1) "I need to go to the phonebox."
2) "I need a slash, I'm going to the phonebox."
3) "Shall we, uh, go to the phonebox?"
2) "I need a slash, I'm going to the phonebox."
3) "Shall we, uh, go to the phonebox?"
Phonebox by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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