Phonetox

Manipulating you phonephoto selfie to erase the lines on your face making you appear younger, like having done a bunch of Botox

He looks so young!....
No, he just had phonetox to make him appear younger.

by dERvMD December 23, 2017

Phonetographer

One who is always taking photos with the camera in their phone. Most often artsy photos that end up posted on social network sites like Facebook.

Guy: Hey, Jackie is such a phonetographer!
Girl: I know! Did you see the ones she took last night? I think I want her to phonetograph my wedding!

by Spicylilredhead June 17, 2010

phonetography

Photos taken on a cameraphone. Often of lary nights out in kebab stores, of people committing lewd acts, or hot women in the street.

"Ahhh see... Right see the thing that's got it all f*cked up now is camera-phones.
How the hell am I supposed to be able to do a line in front of complete strangers, when I know they've
all got cameras?"

Last nights' phonetography highlighted the fact that the "hottie" mike was with was actually a mingrat

by klokwerx March 26, 2008

Ethiopian phonebox

1.Someone who has a mass of phone numbers but no one ever answers their calls.

2. A social loner.

3. Someone who thinks everybody likes them when nobody actually does.

Bill:"Oh god here comes Ben, he's such an Ethiopian phonebox."
Ben:"Hey"
Bill:"Oh hey",*thinks*,"i wish he would leave us alone!"

by Swedishhousegoose April 30, 2014

Phoneto

A photograph taken with your smartphone.

I can't believe how good a phoneto you just uploaded. What kind of phone did you use to shoot it?

by Two Hep Cats July 17, 2011

Phonetoshop

When basic bitches edit their pictures on their phone using some shitty photo editing app.
Typical effects include but are not limited to:
Skin softening effect
Eyes enlarger and brightener
Increased contrast on muscles
Obvious acne removal
Shitty glitter effects around the face

Yo Cecilia is so hot in this pic!
Bro that's obviously phonetoshoped.

by Vanilanoop January 11, 2015

Phonebox

1) A place where one can make a phone call in public.
2) A urinal.
3) A place you can have sex.

1) "I need to go to the phonebox."
2) "I need a slash, I'm going to the phonebox."
3) "Shall we, uh, go to the phonebox?"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003