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Phonetox 

Manipulating you phonephoto selfie to erase the lines on your face making you appear younger, like having done a bunch of Botox
He looks so young!....
No, he just had phonetox to make him appear younger.
Phonetox by dERvMD December 23, 2017
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Phonetographer 

One who is always taking photos with the camera in their phone. Most often artsy photos that end up posted on social network sites like Facebook.
Guy: Hey, Jackie is such a phonetographer!
Girl: I know! Did you see the ones she took last night? I think I want her to phonetograph my wedding!

phonetography 

Photos taken on a cameraphone. Often of lary nights out in kebab stores, of people committing lewd acts, or hot women in the street.
"Ahhh see... Right see the thing that's got it all f*cked up now is camera-phones.
How the hell am I supposed to be able to do a line in front of complete strangers, when I know they've
all got cameras?"

Last nights' phonetography highlighted the fact that the "hottie" mike was with was actually a mingrat
phonetography by klokwerx March 26, 2008

Ethiopian phonebox

1.Someone who has a mass of phone numbers but no one ever answers their calls.

2. A social loner.

3. Someone who thinks everybody likes them when nobody actually does.
Bill:"Oh god here comes Ben, he's such an Ethiopian phonebox."
Ben:"Hey"
Bill:"Oh hey",*thinks*,"i wish he would leave us alone!"
I can't believe how good a phoneto you just uploaded. What kind of phone did you use to shoot it?
Phoneto by Two Hep Cats July 17, 2011

Phonetoshop 

When basic bitches edit their pictures on their phone using some shitty photo editing app.
Typical effects include but are not limited to:
Skin softening effect
Eyes enlarger and brightener
Increased contrast on muscles
Obvious acne removal
Shitty glitter effects around the face
Yo Cecilia is so hot in this pic!
Bro that's obviously phonetoshoped.
Phonetoshop by Vanilanoop January 11, 2015

Phonebox 

1) A place where one can make a phone call in public.
2) A urinal.
3) A place you can have sex.
1) "I need to go to the phonebox."
2) "I need a slash, I'm going to the phonebox."
3) "Shall we, uh, go to the phonebox?"
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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