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Inappropriate Phonetics 

The use of an alternative phonetic alphabet, by those not having a grasp of the correct substitutions, using inappropriate words. These words usually being rude, crass or parts of the anatomy. The best time one should opt to use Inappropriate Phonetics would be when communicating by poor phone connection to a faceless call centre.
Yes I confirm my forename is John, that is Jism-Orgasm-Horny-Nuts, and my surname is Smith, that is Scrotum-Muff-Idiot-Twat-Hard.... Oh, you say you don't appreciate my inappropriate phonetics - how about we revert to the english alphabet and you could listen more carefully...

Wax Phonetics

A talented collective of Hiphop enthusiasts originating in San Jose, CA. Also referred to as "Dub P" or "The Wax" for short.

This collective was originally created by Funk Fader (formerly known as Flip Tha Funky Fader) in 2002 and a year later, co-founded by DJ Quix Fader. Wax Phonetics expanded and now includes DJs, beatboxers, instrumentalists, and other various musical calibers.

Wax Phonetics is a group of hardcore Hiphop zealots. Old School, Underground/Non-Commericial, and staying true to the roots of Hiphop are what Wax Phonetics is all about.
Wax Phonetics is DJ'ing the school dance this Friday.
The DJ's are from Wax Phonetics.
That beatboxer is affiliated with Wax Phonetics.
Wax Phonetics by Franklin A. July 2, 2006

Phoneitis 

A disease in which one cannot desperate them selves from the phone. Also has a hard time functioning without phone. Side effects are the weakening and loss of muscle mass due to lack of physical activity
Johnny couldn't play in the game today due to a bad case of phoneitis
Phoneitis by Tstone777 April 21, 2015

phoneticism 

the ability to phonetically spell words so that you can easily get the correct definition and spelling when you enter it into Google
Do you need the doctor to spell any words? No, I will just rely on my phoneticism.
phoneticism by Hawk Johnson April 15, 2015

Latin Is Spanish Without Phonetics Like Graduating From Graphics Communication Arts 

Latin Is Spanish Without Phonetics Like Graduating From Graphics Communication Arts
Latin Is Spanish Without Phonetics Like Graduating From Graphics Communication Arts
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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