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phoneticism 

the ability to phonetically spell words so that you can easily get the correct definition and spelling when you enter it into Google
Do you need the doctor to spell any words? No, I will just rely on my phoneticism.
phoneticism by Hawk Johnson April 15, 2015
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Poeticism 

So basically when a friends says something poetic and you try to make a new word to sound edgy and cool to describe how poetic their poetic act was.
S: I'm watching my life slip away before my very eyes
K: poeticism
S: You know it
Poeticism by e-rad-icate September 20, 2014

Inappropriate Phonetics 

The use of an alternative phonetic alphabet, by those not having a grasp of the correct substitutions, using inappropriate words. These words usually being rude, crass or parts of the anatomy. The best time one should opt to use Inappropriate Phonetics would be when communicating by poor phone connection to a faceless call centre.
Yes I confirm my forename is John, that is Jism-Orgasm-Horny-Nuts, and my surname is Smith, that is Scrotum-Muff-Idiot-Twat-Hard.... Oh, you say you don't appreciate my inappropriate phonetics - how about we revert to the english alphabet and you could listen more carefully...

Wax Phonetics

A talented collective of Hiphop enthusiasts originating in San Jose, CA. Also referred to as "Dub P" or "The Wax" for short.

This collective was originally created by Funk Fader (formerly known as Flip Tha Funky Fader) in 2002 and a year later, co-founded by DJ Quix Fader. Wax Phonetics expanded and now includes DJs, beatboxers, instrumentalists, and other various musical calibers.

Wax Phonetics is a group of hardcore Hiphop zealots. Old School, Underground/Non-Commericial, and staying true to the roots of Hiphop are what Wax Phonetics is all about.
Wax Phonetics is DJ'ing the school dance this Friday.
The DJ's are from Wax Phonetics.
That beatboxer is affiliated with Wax Phonetics.
Wax Phonetics by Franklin A. July 2, 2006

Phonetitis 

This is when you get addicted to your phone to the extent that you cannot go a minute without checking notifications. This is very common in teenagers especially the new Generation-Z.
This student has phonetitis, they are always on their phone.
I am proud that I have phoentitis.
Phonetitis by Mhiz_Favzyyz March 18, 2024

epi-poeticism 

noun.
1. A freshly-stated and/or alternative perspective on an enlightened thought; cleverly and/or artistically expressed with excellent use of grammar, syntax, and/or spelling.
2. Tremendously well-written insight.
3. Epic poetry or prose.
" 'The word emotion stands for: energy in motion. When we're truthful to ourselves about how we feel, we can use our emotions to our advantage', is an example of epi-poeticism."
epi-poeticism by bau3r November 19, 2016

Latin Is Spanish Without Phonetics Like Graduating From Graphics Communication Arts 

Latin Is Spanish Without Phonetics Like Graduating From Graphics Communication Arts
Latin Is Spanish Without Phonetics Like Graduating From Graphics Communication Arts
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