Basically a person that you see walking down the street that feels the need carry on a fake conversation on their cell phone due to the fact that they are by themselves and want people to think that they are on some important mission or need to be somewhere.
Me and Rebecca were heading to the bar last week and saw Jessica walking down the street by herself, talking on her cell phone. What a cell-phonie she is.
Losing your virginity to a narwhal, a duck and a gorilla all at once. Then Satan claims you as his personal sex slave. He cums fire into your ass. Then locusts eat your penis off. That's an oogie poogie for ya!
Watch out Lil Bobby, you don't wanna get no oogie poogies!
Poogie is a pig that may follow you around the village, and it is heavily disputed whether making it love you leads to good luck and rare quest rewards. You can dress the Poogie in all of the latest fashions.
"OMFG I got a 'los Ruby! Thanks, Poogie!"
"I pet that pig every %#!@ time, and still have NO GEMS. DX"
"eeeeee watermelon pigggg!!!11"
(Poogie)"Pig dun knocked me over again..."
A "Pogie" was a company clerk. The "bait" was food or drink used to bribe a company clerk into giving a soldier a weekend pass. Since the 1960's it refers to any non-issued foodcarried by a soldier in the field. Hence the term (pogie bait)