Philhaimy

A sexual or intimate desire for blood.

A Philhaimer is someone who is into using blood or blood-like images in sexual play.
Philhaimy is the lust or desire for blood related play.

Philhaimy by R3hnn April 25, 2021

Philhardy 

Often Spoke of in the North west (mainly Stockport) as an urban legend there is infact a rare breed of these creatures known collectivley as Philhardy's. pronounced "FILL-ARE-DEE"

Similar to a ‘uncle knobhead’ but more of a sex pest borderline rapist.

Over the hill, top man styled wanna be player who slings bad one liners down the park after hours in attempt to pic up teenage girls.

Can be found hanging around off licences offering to buy under age kids alcohol and fags in attempt tag along down the youth club or park bench.

A "PhilHardy" will normally have a 9-5 day time job e.g in an office but nine out of 10 "Philhardy's" will moonlight as male prostitutes hanging round the back streets of Stockport offering their "Crafty Butcher" services in return for slices of smoked ham and cans of fizzy pop.

John - ‘Hey Lee what’s with the "Philhardy" following us down the skate park?’
Lee- ‘ dunno, he’s just bough Jason some tabs, Chinzano and a big tub of vaseline'

Philhardy by NorthWestMythBuster July 26, 2012

Philhaimer 

Philhaimer means to find blood attractive, like finding it soothing and beautiful.

Person1: hey, have you heard about (insert name)? People say she’s a Philhaimer.

Person2: woah really?!? That’s crazy!

Philhaimer by Killua._.Simp January 4, 2022

Russian Philharmonic Orchestra 

Slang/code for having sex

-Are you going to see the Russian Philharmonic Orchestra this weekend?

-Oh yeah! You know it.

Russian Philharmonic Orchestra by Alex Hartley July 10, 2007

Seattle Philharmonic 

The act of butt sexing a female with a close group of friends, terminating with a coordinated circle jerk emptied upon the female's face.

Andrea was the target of yesterday's rousing Seattle Philharmonic.

Seattle Philharmonic by Phil Spektor October 16, 2009

the philharmonic 

The Philharmonic is a sexual maneuver in which the man ejaculates on his partner's toes and then proceeds to play the harmonica on them. It is the primary cause of Gay Foot & Mouth Disease.

The Philharmonic, takes its name from a man by the name of Phil who was known for his leud behaviour.

Damn, don't tell me you did the philharmonic you disgusting bastard!

the philharmonic by theswaggler July 31, 2007

Philharmonic 

1. When a singer named Phil can't seem to find anybody to record with, and instead lays down his own vocal harmonies

Phil: It's just tough to find the right match.. sometimes you gotta trust the Philharmonic

Philharmonic by Yolliph July 15, 2010