phlemo 

an emo with a cold. this cold is often caught thanks to sitting in a cold, dark room writing depressing poetry
note: writing poetry gives you a cold.

Phlemo: Accchhoooo-hooo-hooo! AAArgh! i have a COLD! my life SUCKS!
Me: would you like a tissue, mr. phlemo?
Phlemo: No, id rather be in PAIN! wait, what did you just call me?
Me: look it up on urban dictionary, i bothered to make a definition for you...

phlemo by SellotapeLips May 9, 2010

Philemon 

The sexiest man alive with an arse thicc enough to clog the Mariana Trench. He is sleepy but awake, tired but working, dying but alive. These are what make Philemon human, so never give up.

Philemon dabbermon with filet mignon

Philemon by Chillaxbill March 27, 2019

Phlebotinum 

A versatile substance that may be applied to anything in order to cause an effect needed by a plot.

Kryptonite is considered a phlebotinum device as it is invariably used to paralyze Superman in DCU comic plots.

Phlebotinum by flintlocke314 September 11, 2018

Phemomemal 

The appropriate term to describe the returning trend of mom jeans, as seen in lots of cities and subways in 2012.

(Not to be confused with phenomenal or phemomenal)

"Hey, did you see this guy wearing mom jeans?"
- "Yeah it was phemomemal!"

Phemomemal by hawks July 19, 2012

Jason Phleming 

The act of shitting in one's hair to make it curly, often with the addition of snot or other bodily fluids.

She couldn't afford a hairdresser so I gave her a good ol' Jason Phleming.

Jason Phleming by STAJATS June 7, 2009

phlebotinum 

Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. S7: E9 - A word Jemma Simmons made up many times within a time loop, Daisy Johnson kept telling Simmons to make a word up in order to prove to her that she had heard the word before.

Simmons: is there any proof to this time loop thing?
Daisy: Make up a fake word.
*pause*
Simmons and Daisy: Phlebotinum.
Simmons: Alright, let’s go.

phlebotinum by TheMovieTVNerd November 5, 2021

Philemon 

a.) The most interesting man in the entire world. Usually one in which someone would want to be. A role mode.

b.) A prophet or god.

Pwra

You: god isn't Philemon so great?
Everyone: yes

Jehovah's witnesse: do believe in Jesus Christ?
You: no I believe in Philemon

Philemon by π÷×∆÷√ December 18, 2014