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A 'Phlatty' is a term to describe a marijuana blunt that after being rolled is 'flat' instead of 'round'. Common with inexperienced blunt rollers. Most commonly occurs when incorrectly sealing the blunt paper back together as some people will use to much pressure and/or etc., thus creating a flattened out blunt rather than a cylinder shaped blunt.
Yo I just rolled that blunt but it came out to be a phlatty.

Iv'e been rolling them phlatty's all day son!
Phlatty by Miami420 August 1, 2010
A phat yet flat booty.
Her booty is wide but it's not full she got a phlatty.
Phlatty by Cairo Leading January 27, 2020

Big Mac phatty phacts 

A phact and/or phacts that are so dummy thicc that they are not only known to be true, but are far more dope than regular boring facts
“It is time to rip a fatty dab you chode mongers”

“Big Mac phatty phacts my dood”
Big Mac phatty phacts by Bigdikdood January 26, 2020

phatty banger

this is a name given to a females ass when it has the right consistency of meat. this does not pertain to woman with stomachs that are as big in diameter as their ass.
"damn, look at lil mama ova there! she got a phatty banger."
phatty banger by Bobby R January 14, 2009

phatty motion 

When you're moving in a way that when you move you are phatty while you move. This is considered phatty motion and while he is phatty moving you can watch him move while and whilst he is motionating hes phat watch now
Guy 1: I'm phatty motion
Guy 2: Fuck you.

phatty bowl 

that big phat bowl of THE CHRONIC
lets cheef this phatty bowl
phatty bowl by James Tokin May 13, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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