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Phelpian 

Combination of an Olympian and Michael Phelps. A beast in Human/Man form who performs in a god-like way in the olympic sport that he or she competes in and for them to neutralize the competition around them. Usually sets World Records and obtains Gold Medals. Pumps 8x the blood of the average human and is known to eat 12,000 calorie diets.
Chris: "Ryan, did you watch the olympic 100m dash last night?"

Ryan: "Ya that guy ran a 7.64 for a new olympic record and a gold medal"

Chris: " WOW! hes no man, hes a Phelpian"
Phelpian by Ryan Downer October 12, 2008
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Phelpsian 

An adjective describing total and utter dominance in a certain area. Derived from Michael Phelps' dominance in the 2008 Summer Olympics in which he set a record for winning 8 gold medals.
Wow. John can only be descibed as Phelpsian. He beats everyone at everything!
Phelpsian by John Serafino October 12, 2008

Phelping 

Smoking cannabis out of a glass pipe.
-Hey wanna go phelping this weekend?
-Dude I was so messed up, I was Phelping all weekend.
Phelping by Stephen Kendall February 4, 2009

michael phelping 

smoking marijana out of a bong than going into a pool and swimming laps
me and my boys are michael phelping at the pool party
michael phelping by jnome2 July 6, 2010

Phelpsian breakfast

A breakfast of epic proportions (thousands of calories).

After Michael Phelps, World-Class swimmer and Olympic gold medalist, who consumes up to 12,000 calories per day.
My mother made a Phelpsian breakfast for us, knowing that we would need a lot of calories for our upcoming project.
Phelpsian breakfast by Shaunomalous October 16, 2008

Phelping 

When you cum inside a girl and she laughs - then she squirts out a bit of your semen from her vagina.
We were chilling in bed, I tickled her and she just started phelping all over the place.
Phelping by Petey Woodpeck December 28, 2017

phelpin' 

Winning a number gold medals in a single olympic, dominating every other opponent (Michael Phelps).

A higher level of beasting.

Destroying your competition on the first take.
This dude came out of nowhere and started phelpin'.
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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