Pharamond 

Apparently a community manager working for Funcom, Under speculation from a forum user known as Calaris " Every thread he touches Is instantly turned into gold, Heavy troll gold, but gold none the less"

Thread : Pharamond promotes smoking and the usage of pink headgear.

Pharamond by Daniel eaglesome December 29, 2007

Paramood 

A state in which you desire to binge listen to Paramore.

"Ortega, I'm in a Paramood."
"Yeah, Sarah Kate. I can tell. You've been listening to Ain't it fun on repeat."

Paramood by DRUMMAJOR13 May 14, 2014

from Pharaonic Egypt 

from Pharaonic Egypt

a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".

a small boy, from elementary school, and his mother are walking on the street and the boy suddenly says:

boy (who was born in the early 2000's): hey what is that thing in a plastic cabin? is this contraption from Pharaonic Egypt, because, IMHO it literally belongs in a natural history museum, cuz I haven't seen that many, so therefore it must be a rare specimen.

mother: no James, sweetie, this contraption is not from Pharaonic Egypt, or whatever term you just used that's probably from an urban dictionary. It is called a public pay phone, ( mother sighs to herself, yes i am that ancient) and it's used just as a regular house phone when you happen to bve in public and either your cell phone is out of juice and needs to be recharged or you live on your own own a shoe string budget and can't exactly afford to pay an expensive cell phone and/or the bill that comes along with it. All you do is put in quarters, and call whoever you need to call.

from Pharaonic Egypt by Uncle Dimma May 8, 2012

Paramonster 

A person who has become obsessed with the lyrical and musical creations of the band "Paramore"

My girlfriend has become a "Paramonster" so badly even I know the lyrics.

Paramonster by Rodimusdawg October 16, 2008

paramongia 

Paramongia is the constant fear that some object or objects resemble an among us character, in most instances having red color.

Dude, I've been diagnosed with paramongia by my psychiatrist after beating the shit out of my red bin.

paramongia by Nem_ February 22, 2021

Paramonov

a word used to describe how good at skateboarding one is.

Dennis: Woah, did you see that kid just ollie over that table?
Wyatt: Yeah man he so paramonov.

Paramonov by Em Rembert January 28, 2009

Pharmonaut 

A person who uses pharmaceutical drugs recreationally or to reach a new level of enlightenment, or a person who indulges in different pharmaceuticals.

Jerry: Yo why you been taking so many different drugs Steve?
Steve: I'm a Pharmonaut now man, I wanna try em all!

Pharmonaut by Xannies May 28, 2019