Phantom Gas 

When a group of people are standing around, and someone farts, but the culprit is too ashamed to admit it, and nobody knows who commited such tomfoolery. Also, only the dead are above suspicion.

The Cast:
Stan
Dan
Anne
Susanne
Roxanne
Dianne
Dot

The scene takes place while 7 teens are in an elevator at the top floor of a 13 story hotel. None of them know each other, but they are linked by a horrific crime.

Dan: Hey, second floor please.

Susanne: Me too.

Suddenly, everyone is alerted by strange but natural occurance.

(fart)

Dianne- What in the hell was that?

Anne: Hello everyone, would you like to play a game?

Stan: Real funny you sick bitch!

Anne: I did not commit this treachery but I will find out who did. The elevator is sealed and we will only escape if we call the operator. I will not let anyone touch this phone unless the perpatrater is brought to justice. If we don't escape, the gas will eventually end us. We have three minutes.

Dot: (whimpering in fetal postion) I DON'T WANT TO DO IT MOMMY, I DON'T WANT TO DIE

Roxanne: This is blaspheme! And only for some Phamtom Gas?!

Susanne: Why so angry, you fat dame, GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE?

Roxanne: No it wasn't me you nincompoop.

Stan: Well you're both cotton-headed ninny-muggins.

Dan: Oh no no, neither of them are cotton-headed ninny-muggins, guy. Is this what we've succumbed to?

Dianne: Well if the flux capacit...(gag)

Suddenly the seven young teens collapse and die. Anne, the suicidal debate team president, was the last to die. She passed away laughing, as it was her phantom gas all along.

Phantom Gas by Mother Fucker Extrodinaire November 28, 2009

Phantomgasm 

Reference to The Phantom of The Opera a Broadway musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber, also a movie. This refers to whenever Erik is touched by Christine and kind of freaks out. A play on the word orgasm.

Christine touched her hand to Erik's face and he had a Phantomgasm.

Phantomgasm by Rose-Pose December 10, 2005

phantorgasm

Sensation that occurs when a supernatural entity induces orgasm.

Suddenly, as I searched along the curtains for the source of the draft, my body trembled with aftershocks of phantorgasm.

phantorgasm by David Brewton February 4, 2006

PhantomGamer36 

badass username very cool

person 1: whats ur username

person 2: Phantomgamer36

PhantomGamer36 by PhantomGamer36 October 8, 2021

Phantomtastic 

Phantomtastic is another word for wow or oh my God or phenomenal.

I would make a Phantomtastic president.

Phantomtastic by Markallenjohns31 January 10, 2022

Phantomgasim

Sneezing, farting and cumming at the same time

She sucked my pee-pee so good that I had a phantomgasim

Phantomgasim by Witchymomma January 21, 2023