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Phank you 

phank you: A certain way a women with a phat ass can thank a guy.
Did Ashley phank you you last night?? Yeah man, 3 times.
Phank you by asb81689 July 19, 2010
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Phank You 

A descreet way to say fuck you at the closing of a letter.
#closingofletter

#fuckyou
Boss,
Thanks for firing me in front of everyone for no reason only so your step-son could get hired.

Phank You
Your Name Here
Phank You by Amy Morgan July 26, 2018

Pank you 

A way of saying thank you to a Asian person in English.
So she gives me a napkin and I go "Pank you".
Pank you by littleTHICboi April 23, 2021

Plank you 

When you are in such a hurry for someone to give you something that you don't have time to say please and thank you so you say plank you.
Wife: OMG, Desperate Housewives is starting in 2 minutes! Give me the remote!
Husband hands it to her.
Wife: Plank you.
Plank you by Summer A.J. October 5, 2008

argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas 

"argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas you varmint"

National prank your friend day

Today is national prank your friend day!!! Prank ur bestie by coming up with a great prank lolll
National Prank your friend day- September 17th

National Prank your gf day 

Prank your gf by braking up with her and saying it was a prank
National Prank your gf day - hey bae lets brake up
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