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Phank you 

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phank you: A certain way a women with a phat ass can thank a guy.
Did Ashley phank you you last night?? Yeah man, 3 times.
Phank you by asb81689 July 19, 2010
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Phank You 

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A descreet way to say fuck you at the closing of a letter.
#closingofletter

#fuckyou
Boss,
Thanks for firing me in front of everyone for no reason only so your step-son could get hired.

Phank You
Your Name Here
Phank You by Amy Morgan July 26, 2018
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Phank you • Pank you • Plank you • prank your gay • National prank your friend day • National Prank your gf day • national prank your kid • argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas • its natural prank your cousins • yank your plank

Pank you 

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A way of saying thank you to a Asian person in English.
So she gives me a napkin and I go "Pank you".
Pank you by littleTHICboi April 23, 2021
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Plank you 

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When you are in such a hurry for someone to give you something that you don't have time to say please and thank you so you say plank you.
Wife: OMG, Desperate Housewives is starting in 2 minutes! Give me the remote!
Husband hands it to her.
Wife: Plank you.
Plank you by Summer A.J. October 5, 2008
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argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas 

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pirate
"argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas you varmint"
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National prank your friend day

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Today is national prank your friend day!!! Prank ur bestie by coming up with a great prank lolll
National Prank your friend day- September 17th
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National Prank your gf day 

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Prank your gf by braking up with her and saying it was a prank
National Prank your gf day - hey bae lets brake up
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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