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The absolute bottom of the hustler totem pole the most shadiest, scandalous thieving piece of shit you ever will meet. Learned all her skills from her BFF and prays everyday she will some day be just like her. But, does nothing with all she's learned and rather ride the coat tails of anyone willing to let her. Or possibly give head under the stairs at the casino. But for some unknown phenomon you still call her a bff.
You had lots of nice things until you got with phaalen? Don't worry she's just keeping your stuff SAFE.
Phaalen by Phaalen May 19, 2024
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Phallentine's Day 

February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.
Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.
Phallentine's Day by gngomez January 25, 2017
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He’s phalenx as fuck
Phalenx by Piloten April 25, 2022
Phalen is a really cool dude who is extremly cute and sweet. He has a low self esteem and low standards when it comes to girls. Phalen is the best person to be around and u cant help but smils when he does. :))
Phalen by Hi phalen September 20, 2019
ass who likes to get some booty when ever he/she wantus. phalen are a rare breed of ass and stupidity put together
oh is that a phalen your talking to? yep why? well they gold diggers
phalen by mmissybissyb January 21, 2010

Phaelene 

Phaelenes are actual bosses at life. They can handle themselves in pretty much all social situations because they're like that fr. Be careful around Phaelenes however, as they can easily steal yo mans and yo bitch without a second thought. If you ever meet a Phaelene, it's in your best interest to get on their good side, but don't get lost in the sauce either.
"Phaelene always has the homework for math."
Phaelene by women fan May 19, 2023
a very funny person,outgoing and very swag
i love phallen!
phallen by butterball101 November 19, 2023