Phaalen

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The absolute bottom of the hustler totem pole the most shadiest, scandalous thieving piece of shit you ever will meet. Learned all her skills from her BFF and prays everyday she will some day be just like her. But, does nothing with all she's learned and rather ride the coat tails of anyone willing to let her. Or possibly give head under the stairs at the casino. But for some unknown phenomon you still call her a bff.

You had lots of nice things until you got with phaalen? Don't worry she's just keeping your stuff SAFE.

Phaalen by Phaalen May 19, 2024

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Phallentine's Day

February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.

Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.

Phallentine's Day by gngomez January 25, 2017

Related Words

Phaalen • phalen • Phaelene • Phalenx • phallen • Phallentine's Day

Phalenx

A person who is a destructive moron

He’s phalenx as fuck

Phalenx by Piloten April 25, 2022

Phalen

Phalen is a really cool dude who is extremly cute and sweet. He has a low self esteem and low standards when it comes to girls. Phalen is the best person to be around and u cant help but smils when he does. :))

Phalen your amazing

Phalen by Hi phalen September 20, 2019

phalen

ass who likes to get some booty when ever he/she wantus. phalen are a rare breed of ass and stupidity put together

oh is that a phalen your talking to? yep why? well they gold diggers

phalen by mmissybissyb January 21, 2010

Phaelene

Phaelenes are actual bosses at life. They can handle themselves in pretty much all social situations because they're like that fr. Be careful around Phaelenes however, as they can easily steal yo mans and yo bitch without a second thought. If you ever meet a Phaelene, it's in your best interest to get on their good side, but don't get lost in the sauce either.

"Phaelene always has the homework for math."

Phaelene by women fan May 19, 2023

phallen

a very funny person,outgoing and very swag

i love phallen!

phallen by butterball101 November 19, 2023

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026