The absolute bottom of the hustler totem pole the most shadiest, scandalous thieving piece of shit you ever will meet. Learned all her skills from her BFF and prays everyday she will some day be just like her. But, does nothing with all she's learned and rather ride the coat tails of anyone willing to let her. Or possibly give head under the stairs at the casino. But for some unknown phenomon you still call her a bff.
You had lots of nice things until you got with phaalen? Don't worry she's just keeping your stuff SAFE.
by Phaalen May 19, 2024
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Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.
by gngomez January 25, 2017
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Phalen is a really cool dude who is extremly cute and sweet. He has a low self esteem and low standards when it comes to girls. Phalen is the best person to be around and u cant help but smils when he does. :))
Phalen your amazing
by Hi phalen September 20, 2019
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by mmissybissyb January 21, 2010
Get the phalen mug.Phaelenes are actual bosses at life. They can handle themselves in pretty much all social situations because they're like that fr. Be careful around Phaelenes however, as they can easily steal yo mans and yo bitch without a second thought. If you ever meet a Phaelene, it's in your best interest to get on their good side, but don't get lost in the sauce either.
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