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pizzatarian 

A person who claims to be a vegetarian because they don't eat meat, yet maintains an unhealthy diet of foods such as pizza.
From Regina Spektor's "Your Honor", off the album "Soviet Kitsch": "Gargle with peroxide, A steak for your eye, But I'm a pizzatarian so it's a frozen pizza pie".
pizzatarian by I Love Lamp December 10, 2008
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pizzatarian 

A person who claims to be a vegetarian because they don't eat meat, yet maintains an unhealthy diet of foods such as pizza.
From Regina Spektor's "Your Honor", off the album "Soviet Kitsch": "Gargle with peroxide, A steak for your eye, But I'm a pizzatarian so it's a frozen pizza pie".
pizzatarian by I Love Lamp December 13, 2008
A word used in Malta to describe a person who never responds/sends messages nor joins you for gaming sessions and only talks to you once in a while.
Maltese: Ara liehor x'penzata foxx kemm ghandu
English: Look at him what a penzata
Penzata by JamesTheGay April 29, 2019

pazzatarian 

A vegan that is vegan except when the animal is a "bad animal", like a serial killer chicken, a pedophile turkey or a racist cow.

Name origin: The term pescatarian was coined in the early 1990s and is a combination of the Italian word for fish. Same logic is applied here with the italian word for mad (pazza) - pazzatarian
I'm a pazzatarian and this chicken is harassing the other chickens for quite some time, so I'm having it for dinner
pazzatarian by singularme January 27, 2022

Pizzatarian 

An individual who, by choice or divine culinary calling, subsists primarily or exclusively on pizza.
Someone who believes that the major food groups are cheese, sauce, crust, and toppings.
A devoted disciple of the Church of Deep Dish and the Holy Slice.
Example 1: "Mike hasn't eaten anything but pizza for the past week. Dude's turning into a full-blown pizzatarian."

Example 2: "Why go vegan or keto when you can be a pizzatarian and live the cheesy dream?"
Pizzatarian by pseudonomnomnomampf September 4, 2023

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026