pazzatarian

A vegan that is vegan except when the animal is a "bad animal", like a serial killer chicken, a pedophile turkey or a racist cow.

Name origin: The term pescatarian was coined in the early 1990s and is a combination of the Italian word for fish. Same logic is applied here with the italian word for mad (pazza) - pazzatarian

I'm a pazzatarian and this chicken is harassing the other chickens for quite some time, so I'm having it for dinner

by singularme January 27, 2022

pizzatarian

A person who claims to be a vegetarian because they don't eat meat, yet maintains an unhealthy diet of foods such as pizza.

From Regina Spektor's "Your Honor", off the album "Soviet Kitsch": "Gargle with peroxide, A steak for your eye, But I'm a pizzatarian so it's a frozen pizza pie".

by I Love Lamp December 10, 2008

pastatarian

One who claims to be a vegetarian but all they eat is carbohydrates.

Jen claims to be a vegetarian, but she dosent like vegetables, thus she is a pastatarian.

by Will Greenhalgh June 10, 2003

Pizzaterian

A person who only eats pizza, rejecting most other foods.

Man, that kid rejects most food put on his plate, but he scarfs pizza, he must be a pizzaterian.

by 281HDJ May 6, 2011

pizzatarian

A person who claims to be a vegetarian because they don't eat meat, yet maintains an unhealthy diet of foods such as pizza.

From Regina Spektor's "Your Honor", off the album "Soviet Kitsch": "Gargle with peroxide, A steak for your eye, But I'm a pizzatarian so it's a frozen pizza pie".

by I Love Lamp December 13, 2008

Pizzatarian

An individual who, by choice or divine culinary calling, subsists primarily or exclusively on pizza.
Someone who believes that the major food groups are cheese, sauce, crust, and toppings.
A devoted disciple of the Church of Deep Dish and the Holy Slice.

Example 1: "Mike hasn't eaten anything but pizza for the past week. Dude's turning into a full-blown pizzatarian."

Example 2: "Why go vegan or keto when you can be a pizzatarian and live the cheesy dream?"

by pseudonomnomnomampf September 4, 2023

Pizzaterian

Someone who orders standard Italian food (pizza or pasta) whenever they go out to eat, and complain when they go to a restaurant that doesn't offer it. These people are known to be unadventurous, or, in other words, boring.

Man, we went to the most incredible Asian restaurant last night but she still managed to order a penne pomodoro. She's such a bloody pizzaterian!

by ksammy August 29, 2011