Peyson

Peyson’s are dumb bitches. They are gorgeous, so fucking stupid like we’re do they get it from.

“There’s peyson, she’s so pretty, but she failed the easiest math test last week.”

Peyson by Nipple licker3000 November 7, 2019

peyson

Usually a tall white kid that like the chargers and hates every Oakland Raider fan out there. peyson's usually are huge faggots that have extremely high voices and like Justin Bieber.

"Peyson should just end his YouTube channel"

"I hate peyson. he is annoying"

peyson by Lol just me dude August 25, 2014

Peyson

A beautiful redhead with a heart of gold.

Always willing to put others before herself. A total lover of all things

Simply a blessing to have in your life

Peyson is the best kid in the world

Peyson by Megara July 5, 2017

Rob Centa Personality Disorder 

A psychological syndrome comprising a mix of narcissism, troubles with social interaction, and sadism. Grandiose, and always ready to cast criticsm as jealousy, Rob Centas undermine institutions and organizations in which they are involved, and dehumanize the people with whom they associate. People usually notice signs when the subject struggles to appear affable in social situations. For example, the social media posts of a person with RCPD often appear to be contrived attempts to appear normal. RCPD is a hypothetical, experimental diagnostic category. RCPD is not found in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV-TR). As a hypothetical syndrome, RCPD could include aspects of narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) as well as traits of autism spectrum disorder (ASD) .

Person 1: Something's off about that guy. He gives me goosebumps.
Person 2: He probably has Rob Centa Personality Disorder.

Rob Centa Personality Disorder by oneofthousands December 12, 2018

This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! 

This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! — This is an example of the literary reversal theme wherein a well known oft quoted line or trope is inverted to show another facet of meaning to the idea. This example occurs in the movie New Jack City that takes the famous trope “THIS IS NOT PERSONAL; IT’S BUSINESS” and inverts it to make the point that ultimately narcotic drugs did destroy the uneasy symbiotic balance between the strange bed fellows: organized crime and organized policing.

In words of Wesley Snipes as Nino Brown in the same movie: MONEY TALKS AND BULLSHIT RUNS THE MARATHONS.

Can you say Iran Contra Drugs for Arms Scandal, boys and girls? I knew that you could!!!

No matter what anyone tries to pretend: IT’S ALWAYS PERSONAL TO SOMEONE.

ALWAYS.

Ice-T as Scotty Appleton in New Jack City: “This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! I want to shoot you so bad my dick is hard!!”

This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 28, 2023

mummified person 

Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.

How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.

A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.

mummified person by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023

If…were a person 

“If…were a person” is a catch all formulaic phrase designed to foreground the actions of a person as so definitive that their picture should be found under the definition of the word or phrase.

If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.

Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.

Correct ways of using the formula: “If…were a person.”

If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.

If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.

If…were a person by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2022