2 definitions by Nipple licker3000

Rat

Rats will always be in the mirror. Looking back at you, like a dog that hasn't

been fed in days. Now go look in the mirror, because there might be one lurking in there right now. I know I’m one!

Lilly: wanna see a rat? Delilah: sure. Lilly: it’s in the bathroom above the sink. Delilah:......

by Nipple licker3000 November 8, 2019

Peyson

Peyson’s are dumb bitches. They are gorgeous, so fucking stupid like we’re do they get it from.

“There’s peyson, she’s so pretty, but she failed the easiest math test last week.”

by Nipple licker3000 November 8, 2019