Pettersen 

When you are so horny that you bring anything that is left in the club home

yesterday i was out and i did a Pettersen

Pettersen by cuzyouarenr1 February 19, 2017

Pettersen scale

A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide

"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"

Pettersen scale by Stefanowicz January 15, 2008

Petersonian 

A term which has recently popped up in meme culture after being said by bronzeswords on twitter, and later used in a Sonic The Hedgehog Parody made by youtuber Jehtt.

Nobody truly knows what it means, but it's derivative actually comes from famous psychologist and political speaker Jordan Peterson, who speaks on the human nature, moral discussions, and other philosophical mediums brought into modern society.

bronzeswords is attempting to take Jordan Peterson's philosophical takes on humanity and apply them in a metaphorical way that grasps at his intentions during his tangent.

"I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning" The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario')."
"...Hey man, what the fuck are you talking about?"

Petersonian by Jockstrap C0wboy February 9, 2022

Geoffrey Peterson 

Geoffrey Peterson is the robot sidekick with a mohawk on the Craig Ferguson show. Aside from appearing in the twitter jingles and introducing the twitter and email segment of the show, he is known for his random phrases and for the fact that his mouth is often agape when he isn't speaking. Though his name is Geoffrey he occasionally goes by the nickname Geoff.

Craig: What time is it Geoffrey Peterson?
Geoff: Hey! What's happening in tweet land?
Viewer at home: This show is amazing!

Geoffrey Peterson by Cuddlefish6 September 2, 2010

Freddy Peterson 

In Golden Girls, it’s the name Dorothy and her new husband called sex. They said it was so good that they named it.

I can’t wait for our honeymoon. Just me, you, and Freddy Peterson.

Freddy Peterson by Its69Bro April 21, 2020

ann patterson 

someone who enslaves children and shoves breadsticks up their butt and nose
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)

Person one: i just raped someone with garlic bread
Person two: you're such an Ann Patterson

ann patterson by My penis hurts February 22, 2017

Tash Peterson 

The Tash Peterson is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period and end up with period blood all down your face and chest.

Holy shit dude you have just been Tash Peterson'd.

Tash Peterson by Craig.paul September 6, 2021