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Petriarchy by JohnnnnStrimmmpl January 4, 2014

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pertrinable

When a man with one eye holds coke in his hand and brutily falls down the stairs and cracks his neck

Craig fell down the stairs and snapped his neck and he says wow I am very pertrinable

pertrinable by Marmalade November 19, 2019

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PetrinaSwid

A straight user, abuser, compulsive liar who doesn't give a shit about anyone except herself. Swears on her grandkid favors to get what she wants alcohol and crack then never follows thru. A supposedly reformed prostitute who still fucks for money or as she says shes "working" hanging sheetrock at midnight in people's houses. More like smoking rock and whoring. Puts bills in her kids name. Shes not one anyone should fuck with

If you want to get lied to and maybe fucked get some crack and call PetrinaSwid

PetrinaSwid by RealistTruth May 20, 2021

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Petrinkle

slang term used to described the female sexual organ; vagina

Jess: I went into to the bathroom at work....
Cindy: yea!?
Jess: and it smell like rotten petrinkles!
Cindy: EW!
Cindy: that is foul!

Petrinkle by Clairegirl8769 January 8, 2009

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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