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peterised 

Having a sexual act commited upon you three times in the one night by a person named Peter. For example, Girl (or fat mess) meets Peter in the club. Girl invites Peter back to house. Girl gets fucked by Peter three times in the one night. Girl has been peterised. Can also happen in an alley.
"I'm a fuck you once, then i'm a fuck you twice, then i'm a peterise you bitch"
"Did you hear the girl over the road got peterised the last night"
peterised by Makelele4 April 27, 2008
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peterised 

When a sexual act is committed upon a woman 3 times the instigator's weight.
Did you see who Dalton Peterised last night? She was grossly overweight.
Dalton peterised that Land Rover/Hippo/Whale/Elephant again? Ah for Jaysus sake.
peterised by Daaaveeead April 26, 2008

Peterised 

When someone by the name of Peter achieves something that they are proud of.
I totally peterised that exam
See that girl over there, yeah i peterised her
You just been peterised
Peterised by Galway P.I.M.P April 26, 2008
Petered is a stage of next level pissery in which a person is so drunk that the pupils dilate to extremes, the user cannot speak and only has use of his most basic functions.
Pete went to town and got absolutely Petered last night.
Petered by Sharkymcjawsface April 19, 2017

Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen 

Super hot, I mean straight smokin’. When you see his ass you’ll literally fall over and fucking die that it’s so amazing. Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen brings tears to the eyes of the most stone cold men. He really is perfect.
Damn Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen is so fucking hot.

Petersexual 

People sexually attracted to Peter Griffin, due to his chin being shaped like testicles. See Peter [Griffin's chin] for more details.
Jerry: Hey, Jim, I'm Petersexual.
Jim: What's that?
Jerry: SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS! Wait, that's his chin.

petered out 

Declined slowly to almost nothing. American slang.
To me the first note of warning came from an American gentleman, who told me that the same thing had been a great "boom" in the States, but that it had "petered out" and was not now believed except in very unsophisticated country places.
The "Georgia Magnet": A Statce to Mr. H. W. Schneider at Barrow. The Manchester Guardian. November 23, 1891. Page 8. Viewed in ProQuest Historical Newspapers.
petered out by solanum100 August 27, 2013
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