Pervito 

a pervert who eats burritos while perving on girls

outside gyg: omg he's such a pervito

Pervito by pervito November 30, 2019

pervitin 

German brand name for methamphetamine, crank, speed, tina, or shabu. Used in Germany, the Czech Republic, and Slovakia.

In the Czech Republic, methamphetamine is somewhat legendary; it is the country with the most meth users and dealers out of the whole population. In Communist times, meth was made and sold by the same person in his own bathroom (it is made in the bathtub or toilet) to three or four other users. Because it was so easy to make and cheap too, it was even more common than [marijuana] at one point.

Because it wakes people up and increases intelligence, it's commonly used by students (in pills, as Adderall, Dexedrin, Vyvanse), scientists, drivers, helicopter pilots, and such. Because it is also cheap, it is used by those who can't get a better drug.

Prosím, Mišo, kurva jsem v kaši, dej mi gram péčka!
Mikey, please, I'm fucking dying, gimme a gram of meth (pervitin)!

Jano je feťák, paří již od pětnactich, a tři roky si stříli do kábla, tak nyní sedí v Mírově za loupež. To piko je smrt v pytlíku...
John's an addict---he's been doing meth since the age of fifteen, and three years he's been shooting up, now he's in prison for robbery. Meth is death in a bag.

pervitin by diam0rphine June 28, 2012

Pervitude 

The aptitude an individual has for performing or acting upon perverted deeds.

The cat girl I was chatting with told me about her fetishes, she had an uncanny pervitude.

Pervitude by Giermo July 4, 2011

Pervious 

adj. deviant sexual activity/item which has fallen out of fashion or been abandoned due to old age, penile rupture, or court order. May also be applied to an ex-partner whose distasteful proclivities scared you away.
adv. (-ly)

1. My pervious girlfriend kept bees and wanted to baste my knob with honey.
2. Tangerine scented joy jelly is a popular lubricant, but perviously butter was favoured in Paris.

Pervious by Greg Withnail August 10, 2012

pervatory 

The place most males get stuck as they try to transition from puberty to adulthood. Males stuck in pervatory find words like "package" or "jugs" in innocent conversation to be funny.

Step out of pervatory jackass, it's really a box full of sausage.

pervatory by Dr. Mark Sugarman July 31, 2009

pervatorian 

a person who is extremely focused on the acts, sights, and smells of perverts. Someone who is COMPLETELY and CRAZILY obsessed with sex!

colin is a pervatorian

pervatorian by cawliflower July 2, 2008

peritonitis 

A fatal complication of having receptive anal sex with stallion

see also : Enumclaw horse sex case

Kenneth Pinyan died from acute peritonitis after being fucked by the horse in Enumclaw

peritonitis by dildo777 April 6, 2023