Perve stache

A thin and sickly attempt at the growth of a mustache. Often worn by poor white or hispanic young men. Sometimes associated with date rapists.

"Kid Rock totally has a perve stache."

by Astrozombie00 September 22, 2006

Perve Stache

The first mustache on a young man, or the one and only mustache on a creeper.

"Look at that greasy Perve Stache on the man. He must be a pedofile!"

by The Guy that lives in a box September 30, 2009