Definitions by tl77
asstastrophe
combining the words “ass” and “catastrophe”, it’s a term for an excessively large, messy, and odorous bowel movement
asstastrophe by tl77 November 26, 2010
dirt merchant
“those guys at TMZ are a bunch of dirt merchants”
“Perez Hilton is a fucking low life, piece of shit, ass face, dirt merchant”
“Perez Hilton is a fucking low life, piece of shit, ass face, dirt merchant”
dirt merchant by tl77 November 26, 2010
pervstache
is any mustache of intentionally bad taste, that is meant to be funny or ironic
(mostly worn today by hipsters or indie rocker, but cult film director John Waters and “Pink Flamingos” star David Lochary were both early pioneers of the style)
(mostly worn today by hipsters or indie rocker, but cult film director John Waters and “Pink Flamingos” star David Lochary were both early pioneers of the style)
pervstache by tl77 November 26, 2010
The Manchurian Candidate
“I saw this hot chick at the bar and The Manchurian Candidate went rock hard, it was out of control dude, the thing has a mind of its own”
“I was talking to Betty at the swimming pool, when all of the sudden The Manchurian Candidate sprung into action… I was so embarrassed”
“I was talking to Betty at the swimming pool, when all of the sudden The Manchurian Candidate sprung into action… I was so embarrassed”
The Manchurian Candidate by tl77 November 26, 2010
mall ballin’
mall ballin’ (verb) mall baller (noun)
woman who has sex for the purpose of receiving clothing or jewelry men, or has sex for the money to buy clothes and jewelry herself
woman who has sex for the purpose of receiving clothing or jewelry men, or has sex for the money to buy clothes and jewelry herself
“Cindy didn’t have the money to buy that new dress at Old Navy, so she’s mall ballin’ some dude in the Arby’s bathroom for 50 bucks”
“I didn’t know Cindy was a mall baller, if she ever wants anything from Claire’s Boutique let me know”
“I didn’t know Cindy was a mall baller, if she ever wants anything from Claire’s Boutique let me know”
mall ballin’ by tl77 November 26, 2010
club scum
shallow, self absorbed, lowlifes who hang out in nightclubs or bars, seeking sex or social status with the other shallow, self absorbed lowlifes
“that guy stinks like KY jelly, he’s nothing but club scum”
“look at that club scum bitch wearin’ that low cut top to show off her boob job ”
“look at that club scum bitch wearin’ that low cut top to show off her boob job ”
douche satchel
a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"
an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration
an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration
douche satchel by tl77 November 25, 2010