Pertage 

Gaslighting someone into thinking they are a slice of provolone.

They pertaged me, lol.

Pertage by Kerfew July 1, 2022

Portage Central High School 

Wack high school in the middle of Portage, MI, filled with a variety of people. Preppy kids, emo kids, fat annoying freshman lineman, “so called hypebeasts,” and many more. Very infamous for the bathroom juuling.

“Yo bruh you went to Portage Central High School right?”
“Yea that shit wack”
“True I cant even take a shit without getting smacked in the face with a cloud of mango smoke when I walk in the bathroom”

Portage Central High School by Big Daddy Sach December 26, 2018

portage wisconsin 

An STD in itself. Trash line the streets and it smells like burnt piss. Everyone there is fat, retarded, and ghetto. Cops are pricks. Probably the root cause of Ebola.

Portage Wisconsin is an STD infested wasteland that makes Salton City look good.

portage wisconsin by copperhead May 3, 2017

pentagenarian 

humanoid between 50 and just-shy-of 60

I've got the body of a pentagenarian, but the mind of an irresponsible 19-year-old!

pentagenarian by Turnip Trucker August 29, 2009

Portage 

Noun : A fancy word that means, "Guess what? You're going to have to fucking carry your boat!"

After we paddle across this lake there's a portage to the river.

Portage by onehandcrabbing January 28, 2012

Portage la Prairie 

The third-largest city in Manitoba, "Portage la Prairie" is French for "pee stop between Winnipeg and Brandon". The main attractions include the world's largest Coke can in the back of the Canadian Tire parking lot and a gigantic spotlight that's used to blind passing pilots on the roof of the hotel next to the giant Coke can.

Portage is most well-known for the money sink affectionately known as the PCU Centre. Just like in Monty Python's Holy Grail, the city council decided to build the PCU Centre in a swamp on Island Park; it's currently sinking and buckling, which is why the pool keeps leaking and closing down. When there's an event at the PCU Centre it takes approximately six hours to leave the island because the only exit is guarded by a ferocious 4-way stop. This could be solved with a traffic light but city council has to spend everyone's tax dollars paying the loans on the building instead.

Portage also has an event known as the Potato Festival, a celebration of the most boring vegetable known to man. It used to be the Strawberry Festival but that was deemed too fun. This change was likely effected by the people in the "good" part of town seeking an outlet for their rage because they live downwind from a sewage treatment plant on the south side of the TransCanada Highway.

Oh man, it's another hour and a half to Brandon! Let's stop for a leak in Portage la Prairie!

Portage la Prairie by detartrated April 17, 2011

Portagee Wine Stomper 

A gentleman who walks around on grapes in a large barrel, in order to make wine.

Manuel Gomes is a Portagee Wine Stomper. He makes the best wine in Amador County.

Portagee Wine Stomper by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005