Personal Pan

A penis that has 10 inches of girth and is 1 inch long; The dimensions of a personal pan pizza.

He has a 10 inch cock, but 10 inches *around,* like a personal pan pizza. Only one inch tall for the crust.
"She said she was hangry so I gave her the personal pan!"

Personal Pan by Mufficator May 8, 2026

Personal Pan Pizza 

A depraved form of masturbation, this is when an individual engages in auto-fellatio while defecating. In other words, a self-blumpkin.

Andrew: Jesus! What are you doing to yourself?!

Noah: The Personal Pan Pizza. Do you have any toilet paper?

Personal Pan Pizza by Sullied Soul August 13, 2010

Personal Pan Pussy 

Someone who does not like to participate in pizza parties and/or doesn't like to eat a lot of pizza. When ordering a pizza, they go with a personal pan, consume 2-3 slices on average, and ask for a box. They enjoy healthy, boring toppings such as veggies and eat their pizza with a fork and knife. Cream sauce is usually preferred over marinara sauce.

Bill: "Hey Tim, you wanna get hella pizza pies for the ultimate pizza party tonight."

Tim: "No thank you Bill. I think I will just have a personal pan with veggies. I'm trying to watch my figure."

Bill: "Dude, you are such a Personal Pan Pussy!"

Personal Pan Pussy by PizzaLove September 28, 2010

Personal Pan Pizza 

a reward or bribe for kissing/making out with someone

Emily earned a personal pan pizza last night with David

Personal Pan Pizza by Kanks <3s Homes January 22, 2009

Personal Panic Lie 

When you imagine a scenario in which common sense tells you that you will never be in, but you want to prove a point to someone, someday, somewhere.

a) "yeah, i should pack the toolkit, manicure set and superglue, might need that when i get there"
b) "your going to the corner shop"
a) "just had a personal panic lie (ppl) sorry"
b) "breathe"

Personal Panic Lie by idontlikemushrooms December 13, 2012