Person i 

A imaginary person in the Urban Dictionary universe that can be reached by adding yourself in the 𝒚=√-𝒙 or multiplying yourself by i(√-1).

that way you can go into the imaginary part of the universe and meet them (partly Alan Becker reference lol).

Person i: I am the true forgotten one, but one day...

...I'll return to end this once and for all...

Person i by Brocseespec August 8, 2023

Person i 

He was Person -1 before. The evil guy of the imaginary planet. Once in a eon, Person i and Person 32 will battle.

The planet is dark, a little wind blows, just a single shabby house in a middle of a great nowhere.
Person -1: It's so dark. I can't see...
Lightning strikes.
Person -1: My life is torture...
Person -1: I must find the root of all this sadness and emptiness.
Person -1 comes out.
Person -1: It must be here. Just go downwards.
Person -1 starts digging.
Hours go by, Person -1 is exhausted, but still digging.
Person -1: It keeps getting colder and darker. I feel it... I am getting close...
Under the next scoop of rocks and dirt, bingo.
Person -1: This must be it. Just gotta break this big pearl of curse.
*Person -1 punches the curse core*
The core of curse shattered.
Suddenly, an earthquake kicked in immediately.
Person -1: Wait. This isn't right!
Person -1: MY VALUE IS... NEGATIVE ONE!!!!
√-1 = i
Person -1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEOEOEEUOGUHOGHGH
*Person -1 turn s into Person i*
Person i: What am i doing in the very center of this planet?
(his memory was wiped after the transformation)
Person i: Ugh, fine. Gotta climb to the surface.

Person i by The person creator October 9, 2025

Can I get a RIP (person) in the chat 

When you've got a totally mental group chat with all the lads, in which casual banta is exchanged, and then something negative happens and you turn and say "yo brebs, can I get a RIP callum in the chat" and all the lads hammer the group chat with "RIP Callums"

*in the middle of a CoD sesh*

Person: "Sorry lads, got to go mums being a total pleb"

The lads: "Can I get a RIP (person) in the chat."

RIP
brebs

Can I get a RIP (person) in the chat by Nohandelswereavailablesoichone March 12, 2016

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 (Ibaasarpir2)

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 by Iamnotntfunny August 5, 2021

A person I simp for 

A person I simp for also known as Quackity.

Friend:what do you think about Quackity?
Me:*Dies because hes a person I simp for*

A person I simp for by TOTALSIMPPPPPP June 25, 2021

The person I like

The person I like his name starts with an A and ends with an N and his last name starts with a C and ends with an E ik he won’t like me after last time and I don’t blame him, I hate myself for what I did. If only we could go back to before I broke up with him maybe I would have a better life. He’s the only person bringing me joy right now.

The person I like is the best

The person I like by TRaiga July 30, 2021

The person I would theoretically report it to

Already knew and her response to being told that they were fucking was "That's none of your business." But you wouldn't be saying that of the genders were swapped and the behavior of the higher-ups I would tell would indicate that THEY already knew. There was no one for me to tell, the people I would tell had it out for me, and I was fired for not doing it sooner.

Hym "The person I would theoretically report it to already knew. And this was not a business decision is was and is a publication made. I'm publishing papers. You are stealing it because is it better than anything you could manage to generate with your mentally retarded mind and for no other reason. THE ONLY BUSINESS DECISION BEING MADE HERE... Is the one to STEAL FROM ME! Those are the 2 decisions being made. One to steal from me and the other to allow it. If I can't get to one of you I CAN get to the other."

The person I would theoretically report it to by Hym Iam September 24, 2025