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And that's on Perry's Hat 

When something is so true and undeniable that it has to be put on something as important as the great hat of Perry the Platypus.
Sophia: Bro this hw is mad wack this teacher is fake af …and that's on Perry's Hat

Tyler Perry's house of Wall-Mart 

Any Wall-Mart located in a bad part of town/ghetto
urgh, i have to go shopping.
"where"
Tyler Perry's house of Wall-Mart, wanna come?
"nope, i don't want nothing to do with that shit"

Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns

A comedy on TBS staring David Mann, Tamela Mann, Lemman Rucker, and Denise Boutte.
Alot of stereotypes hate Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns because it has black people in it.

Where's Perry?

When you're feeling the jiggy jiggy so you approached your girlfriend in the basement and scream "I know what we're gonna do today!" and right before she gets to resist, hopelessly crawling away from you, you insert your tallywacker so deep(any holes will do) It can't be seen anymore, and you whisper in her ears "Where's Perry?"

Legend says it is also a famous line from Phineas and Ferb that whenever they got an Idea to 'what they're gonna do today', their pet platypus named Perry will suddenly vanish to a secret mission. LAME...
"I know what we're gonna do today!" Chad screamed.

"No! please! It's been 2 months! Have Mercy on m-... AHHHHHHHHHH!" Anna exclaimed.
"Anna, Where's Perry?" Chad asked
Where's Perry? by Bruh_cow_lee October 14, 2020

Perry Saturn 

Retired Professional Wrestler who gained fame in the 90s through the top 3 wrestling promotions.

Saturn was trained by Killer Kowalksi and debuted in 1990. After joining Extreme Championship Wrestling in 1995, with partner John Kronus, they were renamed The Elimantors, and took the company by storm; winning the Tag Team Titles 3 times between then and 1997. Saturn left for WCW that same year. In late 90s WCW, he would join The Flock, and help disband the team. Feud with Chis Jericho, and win the Tag Team Titles twice.

In January 2000 The Radicalz (Saturn, Benoit, Guerrero, and Malenko) debuted in the WWF/E. Later that year Saturn would go on to win the European Championship, and become a two time Hardcore Champion.

After a match where he actually attacked Mike Bell, he suddenly went through a gimmick change, as he kayfabe - suffered head trauma, leaving his manager Terri, and falling in love with a mop named Moppy.

Perry Saturn retired from wreting in 2003.
In April of 2004 Saturn was shot in the neck after saving a girl from getting raped. This required a metal plate, and steel screws to be inserted into his vertebrae.

Recently Perry has disappeared from the public view. Family and friends have no information on his whereabouts. As of 2007 he has been spotted in Iowa, and is believed to be working in the town of Alber Lea, Minnesota.
Perry Saturn if your reading this the wrestling world misses you, and please return for one more match!

Finishers:
-The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza
-Rings of Saturn
-Death Valley Driver
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Perry Saturn by Q-Bomb August 9, 2009
SHORT FOR PERKOCET, A NARCOTIC PAIN MEDICATION
I GOT SOME PERKY'S FOR THE CONCERT
PERKY'S by BillyGFUNK August 25, 2009