Definitions by amywarhol
squirrel scout
It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.
As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squirrel Scouts are here selling their cookies"
squirrel scout by amywarhol March 5, 2017
squirrel scout cookie
It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.
As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squrrel Scouts are here selling their cookies" to wit he exclaimed "Squirrel Scout Cookies"!
squirrel scout cookie by amywarhol March 4, 2017
lesfro
A Lesfro is a no-nonsense hair style often sported by middle aged lesbians. It resembles a mullet, but is curly and poofy, often the result of a home perm. The style was / is popular among lesbians with physically active jobs, like police officers, tennis pros, gym teachers, etc. The top of a Lesfro could be shorter than the back, but it was never cropped, and the curl added a touch of femininity... sort of.
spinal perplexia
A very rare spinal disorder that is identified and diagnosed only by the person who is afflicted. Most often found in hypochondriacs and people who have Munchausen's disorder, even doctors are puzzled by the illness, as the doctor can not find anything wrong with the patient but the patient insists there is an issue.
My cousin says she has a rare disease, even though the doctors say there is nothing wrong. Must be spinal perplexia.
spinal perplexia by amywarhol September 4, 2016
S.A.D.
Sudden Attack of Diarrhea, often brought on by eating too many chicken wings or other greasy foods. A S.A.D. attack requires an immediate and explosive trip to the bathroom.
Post Lesbian Stress Disorder
When a female who was a lesbian becomes straight, she often goes through Post Lesbian Stress Disorder. Symptoms include sleeping with several unattractive men, purchasing several new purses and growing her hair.
Alex was so afraid of her sexuality that, after committing lesbicide she developed a bad case of Post Lesbian Stress Disorder.
Post Lesbian Stress Disorder by amywarhol August 29, 2011
Nerd Spear
Bob: "Oh look, its a full moon"
Jerry " Did you know that the diameter of the moon is roughly the same as the width of the United States?"
Bob "Thanks for chucking that nerd spear Jerry. You are such a geek."
Jerry " Did you know that the diameter of the moon is roughly the same as the width of the United States?"
Bob "Thanks for chucking that nerd spear Jerry. You are such a geek."
Nerd Spear by amywarhol August 6, 2011