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peroxy-moron 

A contradiction between what Donald Trump says and does.
What a peroxy-moron! Trump wants us to pay for a wall to keep illegals out of the US, but gives them phony papers and employs them under the table at his resorts.
peroxy-moron by Randspan February 9, 2019

proxy-moron 

-noun

1. a person not necessarily a moron but representing a moron through behavior, comments, or appearance.

2. a person not sired of a moronic gene pool but imitating said lineage.
I'm not a moron, I'm a proxy-moron
proxy-moron by Ajax the hack January 5, 2011

Proxymoron 

Proxymoron is a moron by proxy
Proxy
1. the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or substitute for another.
2. the person so nominate authorized; substitute; agent.
3. a written authorization empowering another person to vote or act for the signer, as at a meeting of stockholders.
4. an ally or confederate who can be relied upon to speak or act in one's behalf.

Moron
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.
I nominate you as my proxymoron, so you can flash your bum out of the window for me and pick up any fines or jail sentence.
Proxymoron by ITman May 4, 2008

peroxymoron 

A bimbo who Peroxides their hair to achieve an unprecedented level of blondeness. It is widely believed that the peroxide eventually permeates their skull and sinks through, contaminated their brain i.e making them extremely slow witted and downright STUPID it is also said that the best way for a blonde to achieve artificial intelligence is to dye her hair brown or darker
PARIS HILTON, JESSICA SIMPSON, or else any other blonde who makes a complete fuckwit (aka peroxymoron) of themself by making some of the stupidest remarks known to mankind.....aka "Buffalo wings!!!(*Blinks Stupidly*) i didnt know buffalo's had wings!!"
peroxymoron by Eshayy_Asslay May 21, 2008

Proxymoron 

n. prox·y·mo·ron

Refers to a stupid person; a dolt, on the Internet. This person may not have any knowledge of how a computer works, even while having had one for years.
Jon is such a proxymoron. He deleted System32 just because someone on a forum told him to.
Proxymoron by Anon-Pseudonym May 11, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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