Randspan's definitions

Peroxy-moron

Peroxy-Moron
An obvious contradiction in what Donald Trump espouses, and what he does.

What a peroxy-moron! Donald Trump wants to put up a wall to prevent illegal aliens from entering the US, yet he has a system to provide them with phony papers, and has been employing them under the table at his resorts for years.

by Randspan February 9, 2019

peroxy-moron

A contradiction between what Donald Trump says and does.

What a peroxy-moron! Trump wants us to pay for a wall to keep illegals out of the US, but gives them phony papers and employs them under the table at his resorts.

by Randspan February 9, 2019

kavanauseous

The feeling you are ready to vomit after going 100 kegs or bust at Beach Week.

I’m gonna be a member of the Beach Week Ralph Club for sure! Man o’ man, am I Kavanauseous!

by Randspan October 2, 2018

graham crackers

When gay men hate women so much that they vote to approve a sexual predator onto the US Supreme Court.

That Lindsey “fella” over there just voted for Brett Kavanaugh. Man, he is graham crackers!!

by Randspan October 4, 2018

Transparency

When both your mother and father have sex reassignment surgery, yet stay together.

Hey, my mom and dad both just went under the knife to change their sexes. I’m a victim of transparency!

by Randspan October 4, 2018

Transparency

Having a mother and father who both had sex reassignment surgery and then stayed married to each other.

I’m a victim of transparency. I’m not sure who is my mom and who is my dad.

by Randspan October 4, 2018