Permmed

The state of being in the room while two people are fucking (usually one of the two is losing virginity).

Fuck! I've been permmed! My friends Avery and Ashley are fucking right next to me! :(

by Spartanddawgs1 September 24, 2019

Permed

A person or place that is beat down or worn out. Someone who is hung over or lacking rest. It can also describe someone getting drunk or partying really hard. It can be said in plural or singular form, both have equal meanings.

"I'm so Permed from last nights drinks I can barely function at work today" "Tonight I'm gonna get my Perm on!" "May the Perm be with you" "Was she cute? Or was she Perm" "

by Drunklando October 13, 2011

permed

Someone who smokes a large amount of weed every day; permafried.

Dan’s so permed he tried paying for his coffee with his driver’s licence.

by mangydank April 21, 2018

permiedom

Permanent employment (being a permie), as viewed by a contractor.

The contract market is so bad that I may be force to abase myself before the altar of permiedom.

by Cuksocker November 6, 2010

permoed

Being permanently kicked out of a place (mainly used in reference to an educational institution).

"Hey, where's Stacy today?"
"Oh, she got permoed for having a fight."
"Damnit. I was going to ask her out."

by chatterinq August 24, 2018

permed

“Permed” is slang for permafried, meaning your brain is permanently fried from doing psychedelics or drugs in general.

My friend did way to much lsd and now she’s permed.

by anonymous September 22, 2020

Premmed out

"Premmed out" describes the appearence of a woman over 30, cougar, who uses Premarin to achieve a youthful, sensual appearence.

"Premmed" is derived from Premarin, the Hormone Replacement Therapy drug derived from Pregnant Mare Urine.

Premarin is one of the most prescribed drugs in the U.S.

"I was at the bar the other night and it was a cougar feeding frenzy. Some of these women are 50 and are so Premmed out that they look 30."

by Steven Gallanter January 7, 2008