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Term used by temporary/contract workers, normally I.T.) to describe someone who is a permanent employee.
Term can be interchanged with "Wage Slave".
The retort is "get lost you contractor scum"
Hey Ho.
Hey Dave, how come your permies always throw sickies when the Rugby is on?

Why does a dog lick his bollocks?
permie by Damian Lappin December 25, 2003
Words you can keep
a practitioner of permaculture, a permaculturalist.
some permies came up in this abandoned lot and guerrilla gardened a nice edible seven layer food forest.
permie by laman012 June 24, 2009

[permie] 

Someone who is really into permaculture design.
My friend jack is a true permie he doesn't have a lawn, own a car, and he lives in a yurt.
[permie] by reallyghome January 10, 2009

Permie screen 

A filter screen for a computer monitor that permanent employees use to hide the fact that they are looking at the internet all day instead of working
If you stand right behind his permie screen you can see he is just looking at facebook again
Permie screen by jmbr April 9, 2013

Neo-Permie 

An adopter of the permaculture movement that flat out refuses to admit that some modern things aren't worth giving up. Often, these crusaders for a more pure life experience remain confined to fiat currency producing, home-based IT jobs. Sightings are common near aircrete geodesic domes and tiny homes, often wandering in search of a 5G signal.
I saw Chad foraging for psychedelic invasive plant species in the park, wearing steel toe boots, taking a Zoom meeting through his earbuds. Total Neo-Permie move, man.
Neo-Permie by Gov77 February 18, 2022

Perrie Edwards 

She’s a queen
perrie Edwards is a beautiful queen and I love her a lot and is 1/4 of the biggest girl band in the world. Perries band members are jesy,Leigh-Anne,and jade I love them all
Perrie Edwards by Lovatic-mixer October 2, 2018

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted. 

To say that nothing is true, is to realise that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted. Is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Decisions are easily made when one remembers nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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