Premmed
Premmed by Tom Morvolo Riddle October 22, 2011
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Premmed
After premature ejaculation has occurred. Past tense and shortened
Dude, when that girl was grinding on me in the club, I totally premmed in my pants!
Dude, when I whipped it out I premmed in her face!
Dude, when I whipped it out I premmed in her face!
Premmed by saucypotato January 9, 2013
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Premmed out
"Premmed out" describes the appearence of a woman over 30, cougar, who uses Premarin to achieve a youthful, sensual appearence.
"Premmed" is derived from Premarin, the Hormone Replacement Therapy drug derived from Pregnant Mare Urine.
Premarin is one of the most prescribed drugs in the U.S.
"Premmed" is derived from Premarin, the Hormone Replacement Therapy drug derived from Pregnant Mare Urine.
Premarin is one of the most prescribed drugs in the U.S.
"I was at the bar the other night and it was a cougar feeding frenzy. Some of these women are 50 and are so Premmed out that they look 30."
Premmed out by Steven Gallanter January 7, 2008
premedicated murder
Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.
Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.
Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.
premedicated murder by ocius1 February 23, 2011
fake prommed
when i showed up at the dance with my lover, there were only 5 retarded kids and the principal - i knew right away that I had been fake prommed.
fake prommed by edfilo April 9, 2010
premeditated self-defense
Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.
Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.
premeditated self-defense by MLTbois4lyfe! February 9, 2022
premeditated shit
a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place
Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it.
Dude 2: Dude that was me!
Dude 2: Dude that was me!
premeditated shit by Max O. June 17, 2009
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