Premmed

To like one's own comment on Facebook.

Dude, she posted a joke on the group wall and then liked it. She totally premmed it.

by Tom Morvolo Riddle October 22, 2011

Premmed

After premature ejaculation has occurred. Past tense and shortened

Dude, when that girl was grinding on me in the club, I totally premmed in my pants!

Dude, when I whipped it out I premmed in her face!

by saucypotato January 9, 2013

Premmed out

"Premmed out" describes the appearence of a woman over 30, cougar, who uses Premarin to achieve a youthful, sensual appearence.

"Premmed" is derived from Premarin, the Hormone Replacement Therapy drug derived from Pregnant Mare Urine.

Premarin is one of the most prescribed drugs in the U.S.

"I was at the bar the other night and it was a cougar feeding frenzy. Some of these women are 50 and are so Premmed out that they look 30."

by Steven Gallanter January 7, 2008

premedicated murder

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.

Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.

by ocius1 February 23, 2011

fake prommed

to be maliciously decieved and/or placed in a trickbag

when i showed up at the dance with my lover, there were only 5 retarded kids and the principal - i knew right away that I had been fake prommed.

by edfilo April 9, 2010

premeditated self-defense

Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.

Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.

by MLTbois4lyfe! February 9, 2022

premeditated shit

a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place

Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it.

Dude 2: Dude that was me!

by Max O. June 17, 2009