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Permadibs 

having permanent "dibs" on an object that is unquestionably yours.
Not having to give up sheets and blankets that belong on your bed when someone tries to take them. Because they are yours and you have Permadibs on them.
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permapissed 

Adjective.

The state, usually of the female gender, in which the person seems to be permanently upset or pissed regardless if there is really anything wrong or bothering them.
Sally always walks down the street with a frown on her face and arms crossed. She is is definitely permapissed!
permapissed by sygyzy September 25, 2003
the state at which both nipples are permanently erect
Wow, that guy is either really cold or has permanips!
permanips by Erica C. Jones February 6, 2009

permadirt 

dirt that is permantly on a man's hand no matter the amount of cleaners and washing you use.
don't touch me, you have permadirt on your hands.
permadirt by chicagmc February 4, 2010

Permadirt 

A common camping term for dirt or sand that gets stuck in your skin, making you look dirty constantly even if you’re cleaned yourself up. it stands for “Permanent Dirt”
Example: How long is that Permadirt gonna last?

Permadirty 

When someone or something is permanently dirty even after just being clean it looks or feels dirty.
Person1: Dude, you know Billy, right?
Person2: Is that the permadirty kid with the dreads?
Person1: Yeah dude, i saw him come out of the bathroom after a shower once, He looked exactly the same, That kid is such a dirthead.
A permadip is the result of putting in to many large pinches of smokeless tobacco. This causes the lip to bulge out to appear that you have a dip in when in all reality you do not.
Man, does that kid have a fatty in or is that just his permadip?
permadip by jhiggy11 November 8, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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