Peripheral 

When a male pulls out his penis and flops it around so that people around him will catch a glimpse of it in their peripheral vision.

Jon gave me a peripheral last night and now I'm having nightmares.

Peripheral by Cliff Hanger May 27, 2012

peripheral 

auxillary food items brought to a dinner by guests

Hey buddy, I'll bring the peripherals to the dinner tonight.

peripheral by madmax2 May 21, 2009

peripheral dick 

When using a urinal or urinating in some other public place with more than one person, you become painfully and unavoidably aware of the other party’s penis even though your eyes are directed forwards and upwards.

*walks out the club bathroom*

Man I just copped a lot of peripheral dick in there.

peripheral dick by Three people four suitcases January 22, 2018

Peripheral Wipe 

A rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the anal sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the butt cheeks. A common occurrence when suffering an assplosion of butt batter.

Holy Shite!!!! That was nasty. I just blew a wet brown demon out my arse and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters.

Peripheral Wipe by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Peripheral Wisdom 

The ability to understand and develop possible resolutions for the problems of others around you but not your own.

My counselors life is so messed up but he helped me get mine straight, it must be peripheral wisdom.

Peripheral Wisdom by SmokinE December 14, 2010

Peripheral Hot 

The moment when you think you see someone attractive out of the corner of your eye (the peripherals), and momentarily find them attractive before getting a better glance and realizing that they are a sub-par, or unfortunate looking individual

Inner monologue... "Ouuu damn, that guy is really hot!...oh.. oh. No wait, statement retracted, he’s just the Mexican janitor. Thought he was hot from the corner of my eye. He’s peripheral hot."

Peripheral Hot by RandySparkles February 11, 2013

Peripheral hotness 

When someone looks hot out of the corner of your eye, but as soon as you get a good look at them you realize how ugly they are.

“What do you think of that new girl in our class”
“Idk dude she’s got peripheral hotness she’s too ugly to directly look at”

Peripheral hotness by Speed-weed69 February 4, 2020