Perial

Perial (poop + cereal) refers to the practice of shaping one's feces into small pellet-like pieces that float then eating them directly like cereal from the toilet bowl.

Yo bro i just had the best bowl of perial ever!

Perial by Mr Soup June 25, 2026

peraltiago 

the romantic pairing of jake peralta and amy santiago from brooklyn nine-nine. peraltiago is a healthy and loving relationship adored by many

peraltiago is the best

peraltiago by arrowverse+ May 7, 2018

Jake Peralta 

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool noice toit cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

“Who keeps saying cool and noice and toit and no doubt”

“Oh it’s only Jake Peralta”

Jake Peralta by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019

Jake Peralta 

A fictional character from the tv series Brooklyn 99. Peralta is married to Amy Santiago and is the worlds greatest detective/genius. His best friend is Charles Boyle.

Vulture: Whom has a big white ass?
Charles Boyle: JAKE PERALTA!

Jake Peralta by 1800iloveshawnmendesandtøp August 22, 2018

In peril like Cheryl 

To be in a perceived dangerous situation

Yo, Dog, my foot was stuck in the public restroom. I was in peril like Cheryl.

In peril like Cheryl by DC Tuttle April 19, 2019

peraltaism 

A mangled phrase, misspelled word or misused grammar often resulting in unintentional hilarity. Originated from he writings of Mikey Peralta.

When asked by a waitress what he would order, he replied "Start with me last", a definitive Peraltaism.

peraltaism by Christopher Wise December 26, 2007

Jake Peralta 

Best man EVER.

No doubt

Guy#1: “who is the best man EVER?”
Guy#2: “Jake Peralta” is.”
#nodoubt

Jake Peralta by JakePeraltaLover July 14, 2020