perhapsless 

The word means "impossible", or literally "without chance". It was made up by e.e. cummings because he was constantly on crack, although it can be argued that he used "perhapsless" instead of "impossible" because it has fewer syllables (3 instead of 4) and sounds more poetic.

Trying to win this game is frickin' perhapsless, man!

It is perhapsless to fit the word "perhapsless" into any coherent sentence because it was invented by a madman.

perhapsless by NybCR November 10, 2008

Perhapples 

A fun play on the word "Perhaps".
Similar to "Maybe".

"Wanna go to the movies tonight?"
"Perhapples. I may have to work."

Perhapples by LoveBoat_xo October 3, 2009

Perhapsies 

perhapsies - a sophisticated method for attempting to knowingly flake / cancel plans with a person.

* makes tentative plans for a cocktail knowing you'll probably not show* She said, "Perhapsies, I will join you for a Scotch tomorrow night" (as she thinks - 'not really').

Perhapsies by FreeDip January 15, 2019

Perhapples 

Possibly apples.

Perhapples?

Perhapples by Bread Doctor April 18, 2011

Perhapples 

Perhapples is similar to saying "yes, duh." It is often used when someone asks a question with an obvious answer. It is synonymous to "maybe" when it is said in the tone "mayyybeee."

For example: You are eating ice cream and you sibling asks "are you eating ice cream?" and you respond, "Perhapples" and proceed to finish off the ice cream in front of them.

Perhapples by Loupoopoo January 20, 2024

perhapples 

homosexual anal intercourse in which the testicles come into contact with the rear end in a specific manner to create a consistent beat

yo gurt, me and you wanna go in that back alley and do some perhapples?

come with me and we can get into some perhapples

ethan: yo tony come back into my place and we can get into some perhapples

perhapples by drjohnson624 June 26, 2025