pentasexual 

A person attracted to inanimate objects, men, women, animals, and hermaphrodites (a word that asshat down there should learn how to spell).

The pentasexual girl has no problem with any kind of sexual practice.

pentasexual by shadow98 December 28, 2005

pentasexual 

being attracted to 5 things; inanimate objects, boys, girls, animals, and hermafidites(half boy and girl)

Oh my fucking god, that dudes a pentasexual.

pentasexual by PrincessofHell March 24, 2003

pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool

John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

pastasexual by Irondp07andDrumnkyle July 20, 2020

pendsexual 

A pendsexual is usually straight, but if that person was to fall in love with the same or opposite sex, it wouldnt matter. This is considered ; pendsexual.
It doesnt depend on the persons gender, but how that person feels for the other. Pend sexuals do not classify themselves as bisexual either.

"Kathy, are you bisexual now?"
"No, Im pendsexual. I just fell in love, gender doesnt matter, she's the one."
"Oh, cool, you're pendsexual."

pendsexual

pendsexual by Bebaqiirl April 17, 2009

petsexual 

Fake sexuality some dumb piece of shit made up and its making a mockery of lgbtq+

Person 1:Im petsexual
Person 2: what in the shit is that u made that up huh

petsexual by mamaz_07 January 27, 2021

Pantsexual 

Someone who chooses to engage in sexual intercourse while wearing pants for whatever reason and no one questions it. Parody of the word "pansexual"

"I'm a pantsexual and have sex with my pants on because I feel like it, simple"

Pantsexual by MikeJunt December 16, 2011

pectosexual 

A guy who bulks up (especially his pecs and abs) and walks around in public without a shirt on all day to grab attention from other guys.

Girl: Hey check that shirtless guy out, he's so tank.
Guy: Yeah whatever he's a pectosexual, see the bunch of guys behind him going googlely eyed.

pectosexual by CaviAck January 31, 2010