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1.When you jack off while listening to Morrissey.

I will be sure to do a penissey after I poop.

Penissey by Jack Wade April 7, 2007

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peniseyed

A state of being "starryeyed" over a penis.

Saquisha became all peniseyed upon seeing her boyfriend Pharrel's new penis.

peniseyed by r0xygurly January 17, 2009

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penissy

adj. To describe something with penis-like qualities.

"Hey man, that bald guy over there is looking rather penissy today."

penissy by dustinc87 December 14, 2008

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penissexual

penissexual where you cum from seeing your own penis

everytime i see my penis i cum i'm penissexual

penissexual by gayestard March 26, 2021

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Penisseur

Someone who has a great appreciation for the male penis in a variety of different shapes and sizes.

"So many different penises...so little time. *sigh* I'm glad I'm a Penisseur, you know?"

"One types or size would be boring, don't you think? I suppose my appreciation would make me quite the Penisseur."

Penisseur by Z-Maker October 22, 2008

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Penisey

Penisey: adjective; very enjoyable, very desirable, having or posessing great charismatic charm or appeal.

This or that is very penisey. That's a really penisey idea.

Penisey by Sandra Storace May 29, 2007

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Peniseye

Peniseye, (adapted from PSI), is used to measure the pressure of semen when hitting the eye during a money shot.

Scientific note: One Peniseye is equal to 6,894.76 pascals.

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this important bulletin. OG Mudbone just registered 40Peniseye on a money shot delivered on a film set in San Bernadino. He broke Peter North's previous record of 38Peniseye!

Peniseye by Al-katraz May 4, 2018

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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