Penissey

1.When you jack off while listening to Morrissey.

I will be sure to do a penissey after I poop.

by Jack Wade April 7, 2007

peniseyed

A state of being "starryeyed" over a penis.

Saquisha became all peniseyed upon seeing her boyfriend Pharrel's new penis.

by r0xygurly January 17, 2009

penissy

adj. To describe something with penis-like qualities.

"Hey man, that bald guy over there is looking rather penissy today."

by dustinc87 December 14, 2008

penissexual

penissexual where you cum from seeing your own penis

everytime i see my penis i cum i'm penissexual

by gayestard March 26, 2021

Penisseur

Someone who has a great appreciation for the male penis in a variety of different shapes and sizes.

"So many different penises...so little time. *sigh* I'm glad I'm a Penisseur, you know?"

"One types or size would be boring, don't you think? I suppose my appreciation would make me quite the Penisseur."

by Z-Maker October 22, 2008

Penisey

Penisey: adjective; very enjoyable, very desirable, having or posessing great charismatic charm or appeal.

This or that is very penisey. That's a really penisey idea.

by Sandra Storace May 29, 2007

Peniseye

Peniseye, (adapted from PSI), is used to measure the pressure of semen when hitting the eye during a money shot.

Scientific note: One Peniseye is equal to 6,894.76 pascals.

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this important bulletin. OG Mudbone just registered 40Peniseye on a money shot delivered on a film set in San Bernadino. He broke Peter North's previous record of 38Peniseye!

by Al-katraz May 4, 2018