Penissey 

1.When you jack off while listening to Morrissey.

I will be sure to do a penissey after I poop.

Penissey by Jack Wade April 7, 2007

peniseyed 

A state of being "starryeyed" over a penis.

Saquisha became all peniseyed upon seeing her boyfriend Pharrel's new penis.

peniseyed by r0xygurly January 17, 2009

penissy 

adj. To describe something with penis-like qualities.

"Hey man, that bald guy over there is looking rather penissy today."

penissy by dustinc87 December 14, 2008

penissexual 

penissexual where you cum from seeing your own penis

everytime i see my penis i cum i'm penissexual

penissexual by gayestard March 26, 2021

Penisseur 

Someone who has a great appreciation for the male penis in a variety of different shapes and sizes.

"So many different penises...so little time. *sigh* I'm glad I'm a Penisseur, you know?"

"One types or size would be boring, don't you think? I suppose my appreciation would make me quite the Penisseur."

Penisseur by Z-Maker October 22, 2008

Penisey 

Penisey: adjective; very enjoyable, very desirable, having or posessing great charismatic charm or appeal.

This or that is very penisey. That's a really penisey idea.

Penisey by Sandra Storace May 29, 2007

Peniseye 

Peniseye, (adapted from PSI), is used to measure the pressure of semen when hitting the eye during a money shot.

Scientific note: One Peniseye is equal to 6,894.76 pascals.

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this important bulletin. OG Mudbone just registered 40Peniseye on a money shot delivered on a film set in San Bernadino. He broke Peter North's previous record of 38Peniseye!

Peniseye by Al-katraz May 4, 2018