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Penisfuck 

Something you call someone that doesn’t make any goddamn sense
Person 1: shut up ya fuckin penisfuck

Person 2: lemme just get a minute to analyze what he just called me, a penisfuck. That doesn’t make any sense

Person 3: yea but it perfectly describes you
Penisfuck by Cherry B. Lavender December 21, 2021

penisbrücke 

Penisbrücke ist wenn zwei meist Bundeswehr Soldaten ihre männlichen Geschlechtsteile an einander pressen und anschließend die Vorhäute übereinander schieben.
Wollen wir eine Penisbrücke brauen?
Bock auf Penisbrücke?

that pencefucker 

That brown-nosing psuedo-Christian who is within 8 minutes and 46 seconds of becoming the 46th President if someone were to cut off 45’s oxygen supply.
Yeah, I can’t see any substantive pluses in that pencefucker getting a soapbox for the next 224 days.

pensucket 

a nickname for pentucket the worst district on the east coast. the district is made up of 3 towns west newbury where nothing ever happens, merrimac where all the girls get pregnant also home of the classy trailer park, and finally groveland where everyone smokes weed and thinks they live in the ghetto but in reality theres like one black kid in the whole district. the district includes one tiny middle school and the high school. the sachems never win and almost all the west newbs leave to go to a prep school before high school.
kid 1: hey where do you go to school?

kid 2: pentucket -_-

Kid 2: you mean pensucket!?!?!?
pensucket by grovekid February 19, 2013

Penisbocker 

When your penis jiggles around like the dice on a car mirror during a workout, or when your penis gets stuck to your thighs.
Oh SHIT, I got a penisbocker.
Penisbocker by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017

penislicker 

A penislicker is one who licks [penis] on a regular basis, or one who enjoys such activity immensely.
NATHAN: John, you're such a fucking penislicker.
JOHN: Go to hell Nathan.
penislicker by John Q. Nixon March 12, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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